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  • Ignorance is Bliss

    No, not really. Not for the person dealing w/ the ignorant, lazy guest. At Target we call our customers guests b/c they certainly make themselves at home.

    My experience today is definitely nothing compared to what I'm used to. When I worked in the returns department I was used to getting objects thrown at me (including a knife w/ nothing protecting me from the blade other than the guest's bad aim), threatened to be beat up, and 2 life threats (people really take it seriously when you won't return something for cash when they didn't pay w/ cash to begin w/). So yea..this experience of the day is just one of pure ignorance and laziness.

    So in jewelry I get packages everyday for jewelry to put out. They'll come in several boxes b/c the fine jewelry, costume, and watches will all be separated from each other. Obviously it's almost black Friday which means today I got a lot of boxes of jewelry to put out. More than 10 boxes, so I grabbed a cart to put the empty boxes into. I have to keep my first impression up and obviously empty boxes littered on the floor won't look nice.

    After a while I've gotten about 10 boxes emptied and into the cart. I'm putting out some watches when I look over and see a guest throwing my empty boxes onto the floor so she can use my cart. I go over and say "Excuse me ma'am, that's my cart for my empty boxes b/c I can't just leave them on the floor like that." She says "Well momma needs a cart."

    Now, I had several things I wanted to say but couldn't say w/out getting into trouble. So I was at a loss of words b/c I couldn't think of anything I could say that wouldn't get me into trouble. So while I was trying to come up w/ something to say she finishes dumping my boxes and says "Thanks" then rolls off.

    I was seething w/ anger. I wanted to say "Well momma you can walk yourself on up to where the carts are and get yourself your own cart just like everyone else. Furthermore, you aren't my momma." You can see why that'd be a problem to say that.

    So I'm picking up the boxes and have my hands full when I hear a guest ask me if I can ring them up. I have a register at my boat b/c any of my fine jewelry has to be rung up at my boat before it leaves my boat to ensure that it isn't stolen. Anyways, seriously..this lady can't see I have my hands full? Why can't she walk herself up where all the cashiers are..their only job is to ring someone up. But since she was buying jewelry I couldn't tell her no. I can say no to someone who isn't buying jewelry but alas she was. So I told her I would and I toss the boxes on top of my boat. They all slide back onto the floor which made me oh so happy.

    She of course pointed out the obvious and said they were all on the floor. I'm pretty sure my face was bright red b/c I could feel it heating up w/ the rage that was boiling in me. I snapped and said "Well that's b/c the cart I put them in magically disappeared from under them so w/ nothing to support them they fell to the floor." Lucky for me she wasn't offended b/c she was also a retail worker who just got off.

    That is my guest experience of the day.

  • #2
    These people make me want to do this:

    Good grief, they let some winners loose today.
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    • #3
      And here I was thinking someone elses post about the same thing was a once off, god help someone if I see them doing that, I kinda wish I did, then I could say the things you guys can't.
      If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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      • #4
        bike chains on shopping carts, their time has come, or maybe trained wolverines

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        • #5
          Quoth roguesqd View Post
          bike chains on shopping carts, their time has come, or maybe trained wolverines
          Or we can use trained attack midgets?
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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          • #6
            The world would be a better place if managers and corporate offices weren't afraid to just say no. A customer throwing boxes out of a cart is about as rude and inconsiderate as you can get.

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            • #7
              Why are they called guests? We are meant to call passengers customers but we never do.
              No longer a flight atttendant!

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              • #8
                Well, I'm pretty sure that I can tell the guest no but I was too mad to think to say no. All I could think of was things I couldn't say w/out getting into trouble.

                That was definitely not a first time. I've caught guests doing it before to other guests.

                And finally, we call our customers guests to make them feel more welcomed. It works. They throw clothes over the rack they belong on rather than hanging them back on it (or on the floor), they pee where they want, they wipe their crap on the bathroom wall (I'm drop dead serious), etc etc etc. So since they treat the store like they own it they might as well be called guests.

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                • #9
                  Quoth PrincessKatieAirHostess View Post
                  Why are they called guests? We are meant to call passengers customers but we never do.
                  It's to make them feel more valued and at home. It's much more friendly than 'shoppers'. Like our coworkers are 'team members', because it sounds nicer.

                  My first week I made the mistake of saying 'associate' over the walkie. My team lead came tearing out of her office shouting "We are not f*cking WalMart! Don't ever let me catch you saying that again!"
                  It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.

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                  • #10
                    Finnair begins it's Finnish-language announcements with "Matkastaja" (Travellers), in place of the typically English "Ladies and Gentlemen". The Finns are very direct and practical about social niceties. So a typical announcement would sound like the following after translation…

                    "Travellers, we are now on approach to Helsinki airport. Be good and put your seatbelts on (etc. etc.) Have a good journey."

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                    • #11
                      ... i'm one for the Wolverine idea.
                      Especially if it comes with adamantium claws and a snarky attitude

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                      • #12
                        Quoth LadyAndreca View Post
                        It's to make them feel more valued and at home. It's much more friendly than 'shoppers'. Like our coworkers are 'team members', because it sounds nicer.

                        My first week I made the mistake of saying 'associate' over the walkie. My team lead came tearing out of her office shouting "We are not f*cking WalMart! Don't ever let me catch you saying that again!"
                        We are meant to treat the punters like guests in our own homes or something. HA HA HA I wouldn't allow most of the scummy, dirty people anywhere near my home thanks very much.
                        No longer a flight atttendant!

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