...for the love of all that is holy, would you please inform me of this fact before I:
- pull plastic netting over all the glass bottles to prevent them from clanging together
- realize we are out of bags, dig a box out of the closet, and open it
- spend a minute struggling to open the bag because my hands are dry and the plastic is sticking together
- artfully arrange all your items in the bag so the contents don't shift.
"Oh!" says the SC. "I don't need a bag, thank you."
Then why did you stand there and watch me do all of that, you sick, demented bastard?
I had a bad day yesterday, so things like this were really getting to me.
- pull plastic netting over all the glass bottles to prevent them from clanging together
- realize we are out of bags, dig a box out of the closet, and open it
- spend a minute struggling to open the bag because my hands are dry and the plastic is sticking together
- artfully arrange all your items in the bag so the contents don't shift.
"Oh!" says the SC. "I don't need a bag, thank you."
Then why did you stand there and watch me do all of that, you sick, demented bastard?
I had a bad day yesterday, so things like this were really getting to me.
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