Homosexuals shouldn't work foodservice

[Phone Jockey]

I hope he never, ever calls back.

[Pagan]

I don't know, maybe load it up with sausage and pepperoni?

Ohhh, that's just....just....

I thought maybe it involved feather boas?! If it does, we have some fabulous red ones at work right now that I could send!

[Becks]

Well, it's not all that different, it's just a hell of a lot more fabulous!

Do sides of mince and prance cost extra?

[Strange Magic]

Maybe if it's a gay pizza guy from the old school tradition of throwing the dough in the air it might be possible that the limp wrist (of strereotype) give a certain amount of extra spin.....

*Remember the scene in Revenge of the Nerds where the gay charector throws a javalin further due to it being designed especially for his "limp wristed throwing style"...?

[Tria]

Maybe if it's a gay pizza guy from the old school tradition of throwing the dough in the air it might be possible that the limp wrist (of strereotype) give a certain amount of extra spin.....

*Remember the scene in Revenge of the Nerds where the gay charector throws a javalin further due to it being designed especially for his "limp wristed throwing style"...?

You'd think they'd have the strongest wrists of them all. (Nothing against gays, just something that came to mind.)

[werewolffan98]

You'd think they'd have the strongest wrists of them all. (Nothing against gays, just something that came to mind.)

You realize not all gays are femine,because i know many gays who are Bears who act macho.

[Rapscallion]

Must admit, none of the guys I work with who are gay are effeminate. One is nicknamed as The Incredible Hulk for good reason.

In fact, when I was with friends filming the Star Wars fanfilm I mentioned many moons ago (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxyG84Lef1c
for an out-take), there were quite a number of solo male visitors - we didn't realise we were in a rather popular meeting spot for gentlemen of a particular persuasion. None of them appeared to be effeminate, though it can be hard to tell when they're peering around trees and wondering what's going on.

Rapscallion

[friendofjimmyk]

*Remember the scene in Revenge of the Nerds?

Ah, Revenge of the Nerds - this came onto HBO back when cable was still in its childhood and HBO would have a handful of movies they would simply run all day long....Revenge of the Nerds was one of those movies and they played it during summer vacation one year. My brother and I were old enough to be home alone during the day while our parents worked...we watched that movie nearly every day one summer. I not only recall 95% of the lines of that movie, but also do a great nerd imitation....or wait, maybe I'm just a nerd!

[Antisocial_Worker]

Hm... After reading all this, all I can say is that I'm a homosexual, and I actually do have HIV.

And I set out a continental breakfast two days a week -- be afraid! Be very afraid!!

It's the original SC's worst nightmare! He doesn't just think we're lurking out there -- we actually ARE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[kerrisan]

*giggles* "homosexually prepared pizza" . . . I could say something super dirty but . . .

Seriously, though, what a moron. He'll get his, don't you worry.

[Tria]

You realize not all gays are femine,because i know many gays who are Bears who act macho.

That wasn't the reason my dirty mind was cooking up....

[TNT]

Well, it's not all that different, it's just a hell of a lot more fabulous!

That's probably how the guy figured it all out. He was eating his pizza, thinking, "This here durned pizza ain't just good eatin'... why, it's simply fabulous! Oh, f**k, I got another homosexually prepared pizza."