You know those Coinstar machines? The ones where you dump all your change in it, it prints out a little slip of paper that you have to redeem for the cash equivalent of your coinage? Well, I dunno about most company's policies, but our policy is that we can't take the slip past 9 PM. The reason for this is that the service desk closes at 9 PM, and they register all the coinstar slips and all that stuff when closing up the service desk. Thus, if we take a coinstar slip and take money out of the register for it, the register is out of balance, and the cashier could get in serious trouble, and even suspected of stealing if they can't account for it. Now, we've had a few people come in and then ask to redeem their slip only to be told they'll have to come back in the morning, but they've all been cool with it. To be fair, we really should put a sign on the front of that Coinstar machine after 9 telling people not to use it.
So, I'm workin closing shift as usual, which means that after 9, service desk is closed, it's just me, the closing cashier, and the closing SCO operator. Probably around 10:30 or so this man walks in and dumps all his coins in the coinstar machine. He gets the slip, asks the SCO operator where he can redeem it, she of course says the service desk is closed, he needs to come back tomorrow. The guy says ok, he understands, and leaves. End of story right? No. You know what they say, hell hath no fury...
So the man comes in, this time being dragged in by a large, strong looking woman who keeps saying over and over again "I want my money!! I want my money! I want my money!" I swear, this woman did not BREATHE, she just kept saying that over and over and over again. At one point, I heard her turn to her husband and say "They're LIEING to you!!!" Yes ma'am, we set up this whole charade about not being able to redeem the Coinstar slip after 9 PM just to infuriate YOU!!! You've found us out!!!
So the SCO operator tries to explain that they cannot do that. The conversation went somethin like this:
SCO = SCO operator (duh )
CRW = Crazy Raving Woman
SCO: Ma'am, I'm sorry but we can't...
CRW: I want my money!!!!!!!
SCO: We can't do that this late...
CRW: I don't care, I want my money!!! This is RIDICULOUS!!!!
SCO: Ma'am, after the service desk closes...
CRW: Shut up and give me my money!! (No joke, she said that!! )
SCO: *now quite rightfully offended* MA'AM, after the service desk CLOSES, we CANNOT ACCEPT THESE!!!!
CRW: At (other Kroger location) they'll call someone in if there's no one here who can do it!
SCO: Well, we don't...
CRW: I want my money!
SCO: If you'll just...
CRW: I WANT MY MONEY! I will call a manager and have your job if you don't get me my money!
SCO: Listen...
CRW: I want my money! I want my money! I want my money!!!
I swear this woman was just totally crazy!!! It was obvious she wouldn't leave if she didn't get her money, which she obviously wanted so very badly, so finally the SCO operator broke down and gave it to her, writing a note at the checkstand to explain what happened. I don't blame her for caving, this woman was a raving psychopath, and the SCO operator never got in trouble for it. I've got to wonder, when did we move to that other Kroger location? I don't recall that ever happening, and if that other Kroger is so wonderful, why the heck wasn't she at that Kroger?! I swear at one point, when the SCO operator went to the register to get their money, I heard the woman turn to her husband and call her "A racist bitch!" (The couple was African-American, SCO operator is white) The entire thing was just so stupid, you'd think we sacrificed her first-born child or something the way she was acting!
So, I'm workin closing shift as usual, which means that after 9, service desk is closed, it's just me, the closing cashier, and the closing SCO operator. Probably around 10:30 or so this man walks in and dumps all his coins in the coinstar machine. He gets the slip, asks the SCO operator where he can redeem it, she of course says the service desk is closed, he needs to come back tomorrow. The guy says ok, he understands, and leaves. End of story right? No. You know what they say, hell hath no fury...
So the man comes in, this time being dragged in by a large, strong looking woman who keeps saying over and over again "I want my money!! I want my money! I want my money!" I swear, this woman did not BREATHE, she just kept saying that over and over and over again. At one point, I heard her turn to her husband and say "They're LIEING to you!!!" Yes ma'am, we set up this whole charade about not being able to redeem the Coinstar slip after 9 PM just to infuriate YOU!!! You've found us out!!!
So the SCO operator tries to explain that they cannot do that. The conversation went somethin like this:
SCO = SCO operator (duh )
CRW = Crazy Raving Woman
SCO: Ma'am, I'm sorry but we can't...
CRW: I want my money!!!!!!!
SCO: We can't do that this late...
CRW: I don't care, I want my money!!! This is RIDICULOUS!!!!
SCO: Ma'am, after the service desk closes...
CRW: Shut up and give me my money!! (No joke, she said that!! )
SCO: *now quite rightfully offended* MA'AM, after the service desk CLOSES, we CANNOT ACCEPT THESE!!!!
CRW: At (other Kroger location) they'll call someone in if there's no one here who can do it!
SCO: Well, we don't...
CRW: I want my money!
SCO: If you'll just...
CRW: I WANT MY MONEY! I will call a manager and have your job if you don't get me my money!
SCO: Listen...
CRW: I want my money! I want my money! I want my money!!!
I swear this woman was just totally crazy!!! It was obvious she wouldn't leave if she didn't get her money, which she obviously wanted so very badly, so finally the SCO operator broke down and gave it to her, writing a note at the checkstand to explain what happened. I don't blame her for caving, this woman was a raving psychopath, and the SCO operator never got in trouble for it. I've got to wonder, when did we move to that other Kroger location? I don't recall that ever happening, and if that other Kroger is so wonderful, why the heck wasn't she at that Kroger?! I swear at one point, when the SCO operator went to the register to get their money, I heard the woman turn to her husband and call her "A racist bitch!" (The couple was African-American, SCO operator is white) The entire thing was just so stupid, you'd think we sacrificed her first-born child or something the way she was acting!
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