Putting the high in higher education

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I would have purposely written the worst paper ever.

[Damien]

i was asked once, when in a mining company (before becoming a teacher) by a coleague to write his daughter's essay - I went to the computer and typed 'I am a fish' - copy and pasted it until it filled the page and said 'there ya go'

[Boozy]

I've never heard the word "druggie" used outside of after-school specials. Must be a popular insult in Crow's area, for some reason.

[Crow The Robot]

I've never heard the word "druggie" used outside of after-school specials. Must be a popular insult in Crow's area, for some reason.

Maybe these people got all their insults from after school specials, I actually went to college in NC, and that is where i ran into these morons.

[Getoutofmylobby]

I would have told the lady that my going rate was $25 per page. Or if i did it for free, i would have written the worst possible paper.

"My report is on Great White Sharks. Great White Sharks are vicious but misunderstood animals, they only bite when you touch their private parts."

Seriously, what awful parenting.

"Don't worry, its OK that you dicked off and didn't do your assignment, its not your responsibility anyway. Hey, that building has lots of books, surely someone in there will write it for us."