Sperm question

[depechemodefan]

We had people (read, guys) call with sperm questions. Like how long is it good for. Today, I get into the telephone room.

Co-worker 1= cw1
co-worker 2 = cw2
=me

cw1: hey, dmfan, you just missed the sperm question.
me: what type of sperm.
cw1: human sperm.
me: oh, I thought it would be about bull sperm again. The time somenoe asked how much that cost.
cw1: Remember the other question we had about human sperm?
cw2: There was another question on human sperm?
cw1: Yes. Remember? the guy who wanted to know how long that sperm lasts? Well, this guy wants to know how long sperm last in a woman. Like in, how many years?
cw2: There's a theory that the longer sperm is inside a woman, it makes a girl baby. You know, boy making sperm is faster, but girl making sperm last longer.
me: *why do people ask these questions? Is the caller afraid that the body he dumped still might have his sperm in it?*

[Soulstealer]

I want to work where you work. It sounds amusing.

[Belari]

me: *why do people ask these questions? Is the caller afraid that the body he dumped still might have his sperm in it?*

My fave coworker Ron and I have conversations like this on occasion. We're both a bit ADD and have both been described (long before we met each other) as walking non sequiters (sp?). So we get some odd looks from customers when they walk up and we're discussing sperm or some random shite like that.

[depechemodefan]

I want to work where you work. It sounds amusing.

It's more soul squashing then amusing. We believe people make this shit up and call us. Those are our regulars. cs1 was trying not the laugh hysterically. I was glad I didn't get that question.

[Chromatix]

How many years? More like days, and that's if it was fresh when it went in. Oh, and it's minutes in air (at least if not kept at body temperature) and seconds in water (very wrong pH).

[IoRamona]

In case you were wondering . . . bull semen for dairy breeds usually costs between $15 and $40 a straw (1 straw = 1 breeding), depending on the bull. I can't remember the cost for the beef breeds.

[Apathy]

In case you were wondering . . . bull semen for dairy breeds usually costs between $15 and $40 a straw (1 straw = 1 breeding), depending on the bull. I can't remember the cost for the beef breeds.

Hot damn! Is that all? I better stock up!

[depechemodefan]

In case you were wondering . . . bull semen for dairy breeds usually costs between $15 and $40 a straw (1 straw = 1 breeding), depending on the bull. I can't remember the cost for the beef breeds.

Can you just imagine Cletus the Slack Jaw Yokle™ thinking, "If I water down a straw I might get more than one breeding."

[bainsidhe]

Depends on how you look at it. You have the initial nine months, and then are legally required to financially support it for the next 18 years.