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  • Baby-killing nazis here.

    Thankfully this wasn't entirely directed at me. I was at the BX (base exchange--department store on base) on Sunday. My hubby and I were standing in a god-awful long line waiting to check out. I suddenly realized I'd forgotten soap and ran off to the aisle (just a few feet away) to grab some. I come back and there's this lady I've never seen before talking to my husband. She's in the middle of some sob story about a sick baby at home and is holding a Vicks Vaporizer thingy. Then she says she forgot her ID so if she gives us the money, will we get this for her.

    Now only authorized patrons (ie military members and their dependents) can buy anything at the BX. You have to show your ID before the cashier will ring anything up. Because I'm in Germany, they're very strict about this. They don't want us buying things really cheap on base then selling them to Germans for a profit. Recently some airman got himself arrested because he was running a really big scam of this sort, so the base is really watching everybody right now.

    So anyway, my husband looks like a deer caught in the headlights, doesn't know what to do. So I say "I'm sorry, but we really can't do that." She pleads, repeats her sob story about the sick baby. I stand my ground, being very polite and apologetic (and wondering how she even got on base without an ID).

    Then she turned mean. She started telling me I was an evil person and I hated babies and should be ashamed of myself and she hopes I get hit by a car
    So my husband steps in and tells her that she needs to leave this line now or he will have to make her leave. She stalks over to the next line and glares at me for 15 minutes until we get to the register.

    In the middle of us buying our stuff, the lady gets to the head of her line and I overhear the following.

    Cashier: Can I see your ID please?
    SC: Oh I left it at home. But you can trust me, I have one.
    Cashier: I'm sorry, but I can't sell this to you without an ID or some proof that you're authorized.
    SC: Well that's just ridiculous! The gate-guard told me you'd let me buy this!
    Cashier: Well ma'am, I don't know why he'd say that. It's common knowledge that you need an ID to purchase anything on base.
    SC: He told me I could! So you have to honor that!
    Cashier: ...um...no I don't...he doesn't work here.
    SC: I've never been treated so poorly in my life! My baby is home DYING of pneumonia and you won't sell me this F***ING vaporizer for her??? You baby killer!!

    Then she threw the vaporizer on the counter and stormed toward the door. Then she caught sight of me, standing with my mouth open and staring in horror at her and she screamed at me "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF BABY KILLING NAZIS!!!eleventy!!" and then burst into tears and ran from the store.

    Everybody stood for a few moments just staring at the door, then the cashier started laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of the woman.

    It was quite an eventful evening.

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    Wow, that is quite something.

    I guess you mean the cough medicine? You can get that in any shop in Germany for like 3€-5€, so I don't get why she is so freaking out?!
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    • #3
      To quote Encyclopedia Dramatica, "There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress."


      Later lady. You loose. Sorry about the baby. Germany has a good quality health care system that will be more than happy to assist you.
      "Wow, that has to be the best genital analogy EVER. "

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      • #4
        Quoth MTNLaurelPoacher View Post
        To quote Encyclopedia Dramatica, "There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress."
        Yep, Godwin's Law.

        I think the effect is 2x in actual Germany though.

        How did she even get on the base to begin with?

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        • #5
          You can't speak out in Germany against ANY group. May it be Religious or otherwise. If you say anything bad, you get reprimanded (is that the right word?). It's quite bad and ridiculous if you ask me but I guess thats what you get for doing crap like "we" (the Germans) did.
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          • #6
            Vicks VapoRub is a topical inhalant decongestant - if that makes any sense.

            You put it on your chest, from where the vapours rise so you can breathe them in, and then it clears your nose and sinuses for you. It's excellent symptomatic relief for heavy colds and similar things.

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            • #7
              I don't think she's talking about the Vapo-rub. It sounds like an actual vaporizer. It's like a humidifier but it holds a chamber for Vick's medication in it so you breathe in the medicated steam at night. It's supposed to help you breathe better when you're sick.

              http://www.amazon.com/Vicks-Nursery-...8247848&sr=8-1

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              • #8
                Quoth Panigg View Post
                I guess you mean the cough medicine? You can get that in any shop in Germany for like 3€-5€, so I don't get why she is so freaking out?!
                A Vaporiser will either gently warm an aromatic and can be left overnight or a secure 'jar' with a mask on it - just add boiling water and a teaspoon of Vicks and use it as a steam inhaler.

                As for the mad woman - my observation has always been that the quicker and louder they start shouting the more aware they are of what they shouldn't be doing
                Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs

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                • #9
                  Do BX stores really have that much better prices than local retailers?
                  I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Belari View Post
                    I stand my ground, being very polite and apologetic (and wondering how she even got on base without an ID).
                    That's the real question.
                    I will never go to school!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Belari View Post
                      I was an evil person and I hated babies
                      Yep, that's me. Now get out of my face, nutjob.
                      Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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                      • #12
                        American

                        Quoth taxguykarl View Post
                        Do BX stores really have that much better prices than local retailers?
                        I don't know anything about them personally. But I lay odds that they have better prices for 100% American products since I don't think they have to pay import duties.

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                        • #13
                          The Vaporizer probably has the same active ingredients as the VapoRub, and does the same thing. But in any case, it's not going to be a life-threatening thing. The child would probably be fine simply being kept warm and comforted.

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                          • #14
                            I work on a base twice a week. The MPs would have sorted the situation out pretty damn quick!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
                              I don't know anything about them personally. But I lay odds that they have better prices for 100% American products since I don't think they have to pay import duties.
                              Yes and yes. Normally, the BX/PX/NavX has prices which are usually 10-30% less than retail (stateside) and you don't have to worry about local sales taxes. If it's an exchange in a foreign country, the discount can be an even higher percent because you don't have to pay import duties, and it's likely the only place where you can get merchandise which is entierly US (style) stock. EG, the BX on Osan AFB (my last non-Afghanistan post) had items where the instructions were in English, as opposed to Korean or English/Korean.

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