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  • #1

    Born Stupid, or made that way?

    Me: I'm sorry Ma'am, your bank is denying this order due to insufficient funds.

    SC: *sigh* I don't have time for this. What do I need to do to get the bank to stop telling you that?

    Me: ... Make a deposit in your account?

    SC: wha...bu...wha...well...um... *click*





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  • #2
    I'm going with option #2, you've got to have smoked some serious drugs to be that dense...
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #3


      This winner takes the prize for stupidest SC of the year.
      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

      Who is John Galt?
      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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      • #4
        Quoth taxguykarl View Post


        This winner takes the prize for stupidest SC of the year.
        I wouldn't say that just yet . . . we still have about 3 1/2 weeks before the end of the year.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          At least she admitted it was the bank telling you that. My customers get upset, demanding to know why WE are declining the sale even when they just made a deposit. Correction, we are attempting to authorize payment, however we are not the ones approving/denying it. 'Fraid you'll need to call the bank.
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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          • #6
            Quoth bainsidhe View Post
            'Fraid you'll need to call the bank.
            But that's tooo haaard!!!! Why can't you fix it!?
            Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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            • #7
              Quoth Apathy View Post
              But that's tooo haaard!!!! Why can't you fix it!?


              BREACH! -pulls out riot equipment-

              Oh. Wait.

              You can't scare me like that.

              @TC: At least she didn't suggest that your company make the deposit so she can pay you.
              "Everyone in the world should have to wait tables for one year of their life so they can understand that your ranch dressing is NOT fucking important!" Daniel Tosh

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