SC Self-Pwnage!

[AriRashkae]

"And what if you want the sun to rise in the west? I suppose you could face east and run really fast to try change the Earths' rotation, but wouldn't it be easier to just enjoy the sunrise, wherever it happens to be?"

You just described my grandmother and my oldest Aunt. They get very peeved when I can't change the laws of physics to suit them.

(My Aunt lives in one of those "magazine shoot" neat houses. God Forbid you move a coaster so you can, you know, use it. )