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  • Who's the crazy one??

    So I get a phone call one day at work. It was almost from a Monty Python Sketch.

    Pick up the phone and do the usual "<insert store name here> this is <your name here> speaking"

    Guy asks me "Hi, I was wondering when the digital age was going to come?"

    Me: "Excuse me?"
    Him: "The digital age, when does it start?"
    Me: 'I'm not too sure what you mean?"
    Him: "I heard about the digital age and wanted to know when it was starting?"
    Me: " That doesn't really make any sense...it's not something that is 'starting'...or can be described as such"
    Him: "Okay....hang on a second..."
    Next thing you know there's a woman on the phone
    Her: "Hello this is blahblah residence"
    Me: "Uhhh.....hi..................."
    Her: "...........is there something I can help with?"
    Me: "Uhhh...no...someone there just called our store"
    Her: "No, you just called us...."
    Me: "Oookkkaaayyy...."
    Her: "ummm....alright then....bye...."
    And she hangs up.

    Weirdest. Phonecall. Ever.

  • #2
    What.....the....heck? How old did the guy sound?
    Pit bull-

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    • #3
      So I get a phone call one day at work. It was almost from a Monty Python Sketch.
      Snap snap, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more?
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Reminds me of a call I had when I worked for FedEx back in the day:

        Me: "Thank you for calling FedEx, blah, blah..."
        SC: "You don't deserve it!"
        Me: "....uhm, I'm sorry?"
        SC: "J-j-just remember, 'you don't deserve it!"
        *click*
        Me: "uhhhh.... okaaaaay, and thank you for calling FedEx."

        I had to go on break after that because my brain went on a little vacation without me when that call finished.
        ...don't you know the first law of physics? "Anything that's fun costs at least $8.00."
        - Cartman

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        • #5
          My phone line (rather, my brother and my phone line) had a problem a long long time ago where we could clearly hear another conversation being held on the line if both whomever was on our phone and whomever they were talking to stopped and listened. My brother, myself, and a friend of ours sat down one day and listened closely to our phone, and the conversation being held on the other side, and I suddenly jumped as I recognized the voice on the other side as a now exclassmate of mine. I passed her name around and watched as my brother greeted her on the phone, and started busting up laughing. He told me later she had gotten extremely paranoid about it, with things like, "Who's this?", "How do you know my name?" and so on. We found out later our phone lines were crossed somewhere.
          "I call murder on that!"

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