Actually I was on my break.

[smileyeagle1021]

Whenever someone yells "IS ANYONE HERE?!? HELLO?? HELLOOOOOOOOOO" when I'm at the service desk, maybe 2 feet away sorting returns, I definitely take my time getting back out there. Can't people just wait a minute or two?

Oh I have the same problem... if you hear a really loud old dot matrix printer going in the back office it is because I am printing off reports... this will take only about 60 seconds at most... yelling at me from the desk only makes me want to take the time to tear off the feeder strips in the back office rather than coming up to the desk first.
Same thing goes for people who ring the bell well I've got my "back in 5 minutes" sign up when I use the restroom... that sign says I'll be back in 5 minutes, so I'll take my dear sweet time and time 5 minutes from the first time you ring that bell.

[Nyoibo]

My personal favorite was "It takes more than two fingers to make me come!"

That is pure brilliance, doesn't work as well for a guy but I'm going to remember it.

[AriRashkae]

That is pure brilliance, doesn't work as well for a guy but I'm going to remember it.

Sure it does. How many fingers on a hand?

[McGoddess09]

Oh I have the same problem... if you hear a really loud old dot matrix printer going in the back office it is because I am printing off reports... this will take only about 60 seconds at most... yelling at me from the desk only makes me want to take the time to tear off the feeder strips in the back office rather than coming up to the desk first.
Same thing goes for people who ring the bell well I've got my "back in 5 minutes" sign up when I use the restroom... that sign says I'll be back in 5 minutes, so I'll take my dear sweet time and time 5 minutes from the first time you ring that bell.

I say that you restart the five minutes everytime they ring the bell.

[RetailWorkhorse]

That is pure brilliance, doesn't work as well for a guy but I'm going to remember it.

Wanna bet?

[Nyoibo]

I did say as well, and I meant as a comment not literally.

Gutter minds, come join me down here, it's darker and oddly comforting.