Well it's been a while since ive posted. Been an interesting time lately. Seems all I do is sleep, eat, work, eat, sleep, repeat. Oh well I have a few stories that I can recall.
Thanksgiving
Well my store was a nut house the wednesday before thanksgiving, as usual. People get really tempered during the holidays and it can really affect your mood...
CW: SG15Z to register ___!
Me: What's up?
The customer had one of those holiday meals from the deli, but there was no tag o ring it up, and the lady seemed confused. All she kept talking about was the free 2liter cokes you get for free with the meal. And my co worker just wanted to know how to ring up the meal. Of course I didn't know. I called the deli when the lady's relative? spoke up.
SC: What's wrong?!
Me: We're just trying to get the meal rung up.
SC: UGH!!!!
He got out of the scooter he was driving, and forced the meal box thing out of the cart and slammed (literally) it on the counter!!
SC: IT'S ALREADY PAID FOR!!!! SEE IT SAYS IT ON THE BOX!!111!!!11!!
Me: (sees the word paidacross the box) Ok sir that's all I needed to know.
SC: Unbelievable
Does it end there?? Well considering I asked the question it's likely it's not. A little later I'm checking on an express lane when as the SC is leaving out of no where he yells at a kid who was with him.
SC: COME ON!!!!
He was so loud that EVERYONE on the entire front end. Every employee and customer at all 14 registers stopped and looked in the guys direction, who of course was oblivious to the amount of attention he now has.
Later my CSM told me she heard him yelling at me some 6 registers away....
ID
Okay so far this is mainly aimed at the customers I come across at the fuel station.
If you look under 27, I'm gonna card you. It's the law and I like having a paycheck. So if I card you don't give me the huff puff. See a couple of you I've carded almost laughed in my face and said "you serious?" Um yeah?! And when I look at your cards your birthyears are 1986 or 84! Your 22 to 24 year old and your asking me if I'm serious about carding you?
I mean yeah you've been able to buy cigs legally for over 4 years now but that doesn't mean your excluded from carding ok. Jeeze!
ID 2
If you're buying alcohol you should really learn the state laws that regulate acoholic sales. See hear in Texas you can only buy beer between 7am to 12am monday thru saturday. On Sunday it's 12am to 1am and then not again till 12pm to 12am. Also when carded onl a valid (unaltered, non expired) Texas Drivers License or Texas State issued ID card. And must be a picture id of course.
So that means I cannot except IDs that are bent, cut, has bumps, mishaped in any way, faded, etc. I also cannot accept any other form of ID. No Military ids, no passports, no Louisiana, Michigan, Arkansas, etc. So if you only have a Military ID, I'm sorry I can't accept it. Don't yell at me about it, Yell at the big whigs in Austin. All of those other forms of ID are not a very common thing to see for cashiers so they don't really know what they're suppose to look like, in other words very easy to pass with a fake one.
So STOP WHINING ABOUT IT AND GET A TEXAS ID, YOU'VE LIVED HERE FOR 5 MONTHS NOW!!! UGH!!! Thank You.
HYPER EPIC FAIL
Warning the fail in this story is so monstorous you may want to turn back. This may cause your brain to lose massive amounts of brain cells, or may even cease to function ever again. Or you may just laugh so hard it is recommened you are sitting on a toilet at the time.
So I'm running the Customer Service Desk last week bored out of my mind when a lady comes up asking to use our phone. No big deal I put it on the desk and she biggins to frantically dial several numbers each time not getting through till finally she go a hold of someone. Now she is in very much doo doo right now. She and her boyfriend got pulled over and the cop is threatining to tow the car unless they can get someone out here to pick them up.
Why is the cop threatining to tow the car? You may ask. Well see the cop noticed back at the stop light they're inspection sticker was expired. So he pulled them over but guess what? Neither the driver nor the passenger had valid Drivers License!! Oh fun!
But wait the fun deosn't end there! See they already have a ticket for being pulled over not even 2 hours before for THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!
But wait I'm not finished still!!! They also got pulled over for the very same thing (inspection sticker expired and no valid DL) the day before!!!
..................
So that's right during a 2 day period they got pulled over not once, but 3 TIMES! And the first two times the cops let them keep going only one ticket came out of either event. So the third time the cop is giving them a warning and not letting them drive home, and is telling them they better get someone to pickthem up or else. Wow the cops must be feeling a little generous this week.....They usually aren't that nice about it out here...
It take every ounce of will power I had to not laugh at this lady as she told me her tale. Wow talk about HYPER EPIC FAIL!!!
Well that's it for now, more to come when I get the chance...
Thanksgiving
Well my store was a nut house the wednesday before thanksgiving, as usual. People get really tempered during the holidays and it can really affect your mood...
CW: SG15Z to register ___!
Me: What's up?
The customer had one of those holiday meals from the deli, but there was no tag o ring it up, and the lady seemed confused. All she kept talking about was the free 2liter cokes you get for free with the meal. And my co worker just wanted to know how to ring up the meal. Of course I didn't know. I called the deli when the lady's relative? spoke up.
SC: What's wrong?!
Me: We're just trying to get the meal rung up.
SC: UGH!!!!
He got out of the scooter he was driving, and forced the meal box thing out of the cart and slammed (literally) it on the counter!!
SC: IT'S ALREADY PAID FOR!!!! SEE IT SAYS IT ON THE BOX!!111!!!11!!
Me: (sees the word paidacross the box) Ok sir that's all I needed to know.
SC: Unbelievable
Does it end there?? Well considering I asked the question it's likely it's not. A little later I'm checking on an express lane when as the SC is leaving out of no where he yells at a kid who was with him.
SC: COME ON!!!!
He was so loud that EVERYONE on the entire front end. Every employee and customer at all 14 registers stopped and looked in the guys direction, who of course was oblivious to the amount of attention he now has.
Later my CSM told me she heard him yelling at me some 6 registers away....
ID
Okay so far this is mainly aimed at the customers I come across at the fuel station.
If you look under 27, I'm gonna card you. It's the law and I like having a paycheck. So if I card you don't give me the huff puff. See a couple of you I've carded almost laughed in my face and said "you serious?" Um yeah?! And when I look at your cards your birthyears are 1986 or 84! Your 22 to 24 year old and your asking me if I'm serious about carding you?
I mean yeah you've been able to buy cigs legally for over 4 years now but that doesn't mean your excluded from carding ok. Jeeze!
ID 2
If you're buying alcohol you should really learn the state laws that regulate acoholic sales. See hear in Texas you can only buy beer between 7am to 12am monday thru saturday. On Sunday it's 12am to 1am and then not again till 12pm to 12am. Also when carded onl a valid (unaltered, non expired) Texas Drivers License or Texas State issued ID card. And must be a picture id of course.
So that means I cannot except IDs that are bent, cut, has bumps, mishaped in any way, faded, etc. I also cannot accept any other form of ID. No Military ids, no passports, no Louisiana, Michigan, Arkansas, etc. So if you only have a Military ID, I'm sorry I can't accept it. Don't yell at me about it, Yell at the big whigs in Austin. All of those other forms of ID are not a very common thing to see for cashiers so they don't really know what they're suppose to look like, in other words very easy to pass with a fake one.
So STOP WHINING ABOUT IT AND GET A TEXAS ID, YOU'VE LIVED HERE FOR 5 MONTHS NOW!!! UGH!!! Thank You.

HYPER EPIC FAIL
Warning the fail in this story is so monstorous you may want to turn back. This may cause your brain to lose massive amounts of brain cells, or may even cease to function ever again. Or you may just laugh so hard it is recommened you are sitting on a toilet at the time.

So I'm running the Customer Service Desk last week bored out of my mind when a lady comes up asking to use our phone. No big deal I put it on the desk and she biggins to frantically dial several numbers each time not getting through till finally she go a hold of someone. Now she is in very much doo doo right now. She and her boyfriend got pulled over and the cop is threatining to tow the car unless they can get someone out here to pick them up.
Why is the cop threatining to tow the car? You may ask. Well see the cop noticed back at the stop light they're inspection sticker was expired. So he pulled them over but guess what? Neither the driver nor the passenger had valid Drivers License!! Oh fun!
But wait the fun deosn't end there! See they already have a ticket for being pulled over not even 2 hours before for THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!



So that's right during a 2 day period they got pulled over not once, but 3 TIMES! And the first two times the cops let them keep going only one ticket came out of either event. So the third time the cop is giving them a warning and not letting them drive home, and is telling them they better get someone to pickthem up or else. Wow the cops must be feeling a little generous this week.....They usually aren't that nice about it out here...
It take every ounce of will power I had to not laugh at this lady as she told me her tale. Wow talk about HYPER EPIC FAIL!!!















Well that's it for now, more to come when I get the chance...
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