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    I'm at school killing time before my last class of the semester and postig this from my iPod so it might end up with some heinous typos.

    Anyway, this is nothig new by any means but admittedly it's never happened to me.
    I'm at work last night and I need a bathroom break. Head in there and... PISS! EVERYWHERE!! All over the toilet, the floor, under the sink, you name it!
    A friend of mine was there for a visit and I walked out with a look of horror on my face and all I could keep saying was, "no way, not for minimum wage."
    I do not get paid enough to clean up someones piss river so I put up an out of order sign and left it at that.

    Oh and I found a way to get customers to read signs! Last night I ran out of chocolate syrup and rather than tell every sigle person who ordered something with chocolate I made a sign, BUT I made the sign into a cartoon. It caught peoples attention and they actually READ it!
    I was, and still am, both amazed and a little proud of myself.

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    We want pics. (of the cartoon, not the piss!)
    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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