Stop. Who would cross the Lobby of Death must answer me these questions three

[rts]

What words, how can I know what it is I shouldn't say if you don't tell me it?

and BTW...

I must admit something, I am Bicycle Repair Man.

or was that Cardinal Richelieu...

I mean, I never expected a Spanish Inquisition.


and as an aside, how do these people get by in life?

They could grab it by the husk!!!

[Mamadrae]

Bad, wicked, naughty customers....and they must pay the penelty.
Tie them on a bed and spank them!

*remembers where that leads to*

Tie Mr. Hero on a bed and spank him!
And then! The oral sex!

[Nurian]

Bad, wicked, naughty customers....and they must pay the penelty.
Tie them on a bed and spank them!

*remembers where that leads to*

Tie Mr. Hero on a bed and spank him!
And then! The oral sex!

"Welcome to the Hotel Anthrax!"
"The Hotel Anthrax?
"Yes, it's not a very good name, is it?"

[Becks]

Any lumberjacks?

[Talendor]

What words, how can I know what it is I shouldn't say if you don't tell me it?

and BTW...

I must admit something, I am Bicycle Repair Man.

or was that Cardinal Richelieu...

I mean, I never expected a Spanish Inquisition.


and as an aside, how do these people get by in life?

*bursts into thread*

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[Lil Bunny]

Any lumberjacks?

I'mmmmm a lumber jack and I'm ok!

[Nurian]

HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

[Skeksin]

My god, you have a Gorge of Eternal Peril in your lobby? I WANT ONE!!!

Sorry sir we cannot fulfill this work order and install your Gorge of Eternal Peril. It's too perilous....

[Nurian]

(Poster's Note: Keeping with the next line in Holy Grail. I'm not trying to insult ANYONE! Please don't ban/yell/kill me!)

Sorry sir we cannot fulfill this work order and install your Gorge of Eternal Peril. It's too perilous....

*soto voce* Bet you're gay, aren't you?

(Poster's Note: Keeping with the next line in Holy Grail. I'm not trying to insult ANYONE! Please don't ban/yell/kill me!)

[Imogene]

[B][I]
*soto voce* Bet you're gay, aren't you?

*looks around* "No, I'm not..."
Who told you?

[Mr Hero]

Oh, wicked, bad, naught evil SC! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty! Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think.

Get on with it!

Also:

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great.
Every time a sperm is wasted (on conceiving a SC)
Got gets quite irate

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Didja know there actually exists a Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale?

Seriously.

It's not bad (coming from someone who doesn't drink beer).

[Nurian]

On second thought, let's not go to this hotel. 'Tis a silly place.