The Everlasting Torment of Semi-Public Toilets

[blas]

Oh. My. Wow.

Yeah, in the mornings at my work, with the women on first shift, it's kind of like that...just not so graphic!

[ralerin]

I got one to compete with that. My store doesn't allow customers to use the bathrooms at all, so SCs decide that the fitting rooms work just as well...Had one person take a dump in a stall, used a shirt we sold as toilet paper, and left the mess for us to discover while checking the rooms.

Good...LORD.

[CiggyStoreClerk]

It is not like someone bends over and shoots out an anal explosion that could reach that high (maybe 3-4 feet I could seriously understand depending on the severity, but not the ceiling!)

Ooh! Ooh! My friend actually just got me a book titled "What's Your Poo Telling You?" and in it, it says that the furthest your poo can shoot from your body is like, 3 to 4 inches.

I think that actually makes this story a little more disturbing...

[Cassiepeia]

I got one to compete with that. My store doesn't allow customers to use the bathrooms at all, so SCs decide that the fitting rooms work just as well...Had one person take a dump in a stall, used a shirt we sold as toilet paper, and left the mess for us to discover while checking the rooms.

Ok...that is the most disgusting and disrepectful thing I've ever read in my life. Holy hell! That person is worse than an animal.

[Bradester]

I try to make sure I do that BEFORE I go to work...maybe it's because I'm a young girl who still gets the eewwies about pooping at work, but who in the world would choose having explosive shits at work instead of at home? Sure you don't have to clean it and it's free TP...but STILL! Big bathrooms with tons of stalls, lots of people can hear you....and it's almost an every day occurance.

It boggles my mind. I can understand men do it a lot and even compete in the bathroom but I can't understand why so many women make it a point to take a huge shit at work, much less come to work early JUST to take a huge shit. Maybe eat something different for breakfast or poop at home first?

Can I just say how much I love this thread?

My dad had an advertising agency when I was a young girl, and my oldest brothers also worked there for a time. They have a few great stories about coworkers and their bowel habits.

Like Stan, who my brother swears pooped vertically, leaving 'shit stalactites' on the rim of the toilet, and whose farts reverberated against the bathroom walls.

Or Ann, who birthed such massive feces that the toilet overflowed, sending one little turd overboard onto the bathroom floor. That turd was subsequently dubbed "Little Annie's Orphan."

[Shamus]

I got one to compete with that. My store doesn't allow customers to use the bathrooms at all, so SCs decide that the fitting rooms work just as well...Had one person take a dump in a stall, used a shirt we sold as toilet paper, and left the mess for us to discover while checking the rooms.

That is indeed a...vile story right there. We've found a dump or two in the aisles of my store at one point or another too.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

WARNING: GUH-ROSS

Worst mess in the bathrooms at my store that I am aware of:

Somebody crapping their pants, dumping their shit-loaded underpants in the toilet, pumping out some more turds on top of that and getting some on the floor and toilet rim for good measure, a bunch of paper towels that had been used in a half-hearted attempt to clean up the mess, and then almost half a roll of TP on top of that, also used to smear shit around and call it "cleaning up."

And then the entire mass got flushed down the toilet. Not surprisingly, it didn't make it all the way down.

Fortunately, I was not the one to clean this up. This happened in the womens bathroom.

[Can I have a cheeseburger]

That mac 'n' beef story should be required reading for anyone who works in a restaurant...

The worst I ever saw where I used to work was when someone filled the toilet completely with their waste, and then somehow managed to get a full toilet paper roll out and stick it in the top.

[Kirkygirl]

That mac 'n' beef story should be required reading for anyone who works in a restaurant...

The worst I ever saw where I used to work was when someone filled the toilet completely with their waste, and then somehow managed to get a full toilet paper roll out and stick it in the top.

Now that is just damn gross dude. At least you stuck the warning in there.
Thankfully, I never really even visited the toilets that our customers used when I used to work at a restaurant. We were always slammed and had to deal with the massive amount of people that went through the place wanting food.
I did have to deal with a little kid though who vomited at my till...grandma thought he was cool to go. Not pretty.

[I_Hate_SCs]

I got one to compete with that. My store doesn't allow customers to use the bathrooms at all, so SCs decide that the fitting rooms work just as well...Had one person take a dump in a stall, used a shirt we sold as toilet paper, and left the mess for us to discover while checking the rooms.

I by no means have OCD, but I couldn't imagine taking a shit in the fitting room, then walk out of the said fitting room without washing my hands. I'm sure the SC who did this went on to shop elsewhere in the store, touching their sharty hands on things we, as employees, touch, such as shopping carts and door handles.

Thankfully, I never been in the fitting room when someone thought it was a bathroom (it has been before,) but wouldn't you think the person at the desk there would instantly smell the offense and be able to single it down to who did it before they leave? I'm sure someone who uses such a makeshift bathroom leaves enough crap on themselves to cause their soiled clothes or body parts (as they leave the fitting room) to smell!