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  • #31
    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    : Hi, how are y--
    : DEPENDS!
    In my head that went like this:

    IPF: : Hi, how are y--

    SC: : DEPENDS!

    IPF: Depends on what?
    Last edited by Dips; 01-02-2009, 05:55 PM.
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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    • #32
      Quoth NightWatch View Post
      Because seriously; who calls the police when they're having a good day?
      A friend of mine.

      She's..shall we say...close, personal friends with several police officers.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #33
        Quoth Becks View Post
        A friend of mine.

        She's..shall we say...close, personal friends with several police officers.
        Oh that's just icky.
        "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

        ...Beware the voice without a face...

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        • #34
          "Inspectancy"? Did he really say that?
          Check out my cosplay social group!
          http://customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=18

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          • #35
            Quoth Gabrielle Proctor View Post
            "Inspectancy"? Did he really say that?
            Yes. The worst part is, he said 3 or 4 other similar things but by the time i had edged my way to a piece of paper and a pen i had forgotten most of it

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            • #36
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              How could anyone discriminate against this?
              Ok, that is just beyond cute! The only other beyond cute baby animals I've seen are baby meerkats.
              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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              • #37
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                How could anyone discriminate against this?
                How can something be that ugly and that cute at the same time?!!
                The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                • #38
                  Quoth NightWatch View Post
                  Oh that's just icky.
                  Hey, I've had the joy of hearing details.
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #39
                    Vinnies! It was $2.50. But I Haggled them to $2!
                    WTF?
                    Hell... I got some nice items at an antique store doing a 2 day 50% off everything sale... and never once tried to haggle... cos the prices were already low.

                    that's just tasteless

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                      36
                      very very old
                      I didn't realize that was old . . . . how old do you think I am?

                      Back to the OP: we have that syndrome at the Litter Box as well . .

                      DG: Hi, how are you today?
                      DC: Barbecue sauce?

                      DG: Hi, how's it going today?
                      DC: Is this *holding up random item that's not in my department* on sale?

                      DG: Hi, how are you today?
                      DC: Lightbulbs? (had this exchange TWICE last Wednesday. Go figure.)

                      Must be contagious . . . is this an airborne virus or genetic?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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