And no, this is not Drunken Hobo Guy, although I plan on somehow reading the lovely notes about him somehow....
1. Come into the store and attempt to steal $400 worth of groceries (not for profit btw).
2. When cashiers ask to check your bags, reveal receipts for correct items, but incorrect dates and times. (i.e. it would be 5pm on a Saturday and the receipt is for 4pm Thursday)
3. Get charged and escorted from the store in lovely silver bracelets and three boys and girls in blue.
4. Come back 2 weeks later at night, when you THINK it's busy but is actually quiet.
5. Attempt to steal a cooler bag of groceries. Fail to dump them at any point. You now don the cloak of I AM A SHOPLIFTER, which gives you +5 stupidity and -5 intelligence.
6. Come through my very intelligent coworkers register and proceed to have all items checked by SSM.
7. Cooler bag is discovered.
8. YOU ARE NOW BANNED!!!
Also another slightly sucky gem:
SC to me and my sup in a very rude and arrogant tone: Bananas! Give me bananas!
Me/Sup:
We both point to produce and he scuttles off. Sup rings SSM and goes "Hey, do we have bananas? We had a customer ask us for bananas and I think he's a bit bananas..." Nobody was around at the time to hear her say that one! (I would've found them if he wasn't so rude)
He came through my line later. Paid, scuttled out. Of course, I had to have the last word on that one:
Me: Hey um Sup? I think he found his bananas! (he had some)
1. Come into the store and attempt to steal $400 worth of groceries (not for profit btw).
2. When cashiers ask to check your bags, reveal receipts for correct items, but incorrect dates and times. (i.e. it would be 5pm on a Saturday and the receipt is for 4pm Thursday)
3. Get charged and escorted from the store in lovely silver bracelets and three boys and girls in blue.
4. Come back 2 weeks later at night, when you THINK it's busy but is actually quiet.
5. Attempt to steal a cooler bag of groceries. Fail to dump them at any point. You now don the cloak of I AM A SHOPLIFTER, which gives you +5 stupidity and -5 intelligence.
6. Come through my very intelligent coworkers register and proceed to have all items checked by SSM.
7. Cooler bag is discovered.
8. YOU ARE NOW BANNED!!!
Also another slightly sucky gem:
SC to me and my sup in a very rude and arrogant tone: Bananas! Give me bananas!
Me/Sup:
We both point to produce and he scuttles off. Sup rings SSM and goes "Hey, do we have bananas? We had a customer ask us for bananas and I think he's a bit bananas..." Nobody was around at the time to hear her say that one! (I would've found them if he wasn't so rude)
He came through my line later. Paid, scuttled out. Of course, I had to have the last word on that one:
Me: Hey um Sup? I think he found his bananas! (he had some)
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