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    Guest: Dave, I am livid....I was given the wrong directions to the aquarium and I want money for the gas I had to spend on the wrong directions your asshole coworker gave me

    Me: well I am afraid the managers have gone home but you can leave a voicemail if you want

    Guest: No I am pissed and this needs taken care of immediately

    Me: I dont have a manager here

    Guest: well who do you call in an emergency

    Me: you being given the wrong directions is not an emergency

    Guest: maybe not to you, but it is to me

    Me: you'll have to wait until tommorow tp speak with a manager

    Guest: well then I wanna cancel my reservation right now. I want a full refund plus an additional 10% for this night from hell

    Me: ok but only a manager can approve that

    Guest: I APPROVED IT

    Me: sorry but you will have to wait until tommorow

    Guest: If you're trying to make me angry, you're doing a good job....give me the phone number to your manager, I will call the SOB myself

    Me: No

    Guest: give me the GD number now

    Me: I'm not giving you the manager's number

    Guest: you give me that number or there is going to be hell to pay when I get to the office

    (unknown to guest, we now close at 8 and by the time he got there, we were closed and I was gone but I heard about him the next day)

  • #2
    Wow. Just Wow.

    Ummm... don't most car rental / tour agencies also offer rental GPS units for just a few bucks more? If this SC was _that_ 'navigationally challenged' maybe he shouldn't have been allowed behind the wheel of a car in the first place?

    BJD
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    • #3
      Yeah, I'm sure the directions given to him were absolutely correct, but he told your coworker he was in the northbound lane of Whatever St. when he was really in the southbound lane, which would of course reverse everything and confuse even the smartest SC.

      "In cases of customer bathroom emergencies, the toilet itself becomes less of a goal and more of a loose suggestion." - Shamus

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      • #4
        ....SCs are smart?
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #5
          Shouldn't gas be $2/gal where you are? And you are on an island? How much gas did he waste? Did he keep on going 40 miles and then realized he was lost? Maybe he wasn't even on the right island?
          Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

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          • #6
            Okay, I have to ask. So many of these angry phone calls start out with "Dave, I am livid" or "Dave, I am very upset", etc. I'm sure you give your name in your opening spiel, but do so many of your customers really use the whole passive-agressive bit to express their over-entitled displeasure? Just wondering.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              At my hotel, there would have been no excuse for that kind of suckiness. First of all, we have complimentary maps of Denver. One of them is even printed by the hotel chain so it shows locations of all the different brands. All I have to do is point to the yellow dot that represents my hotel and they're set.

              Additionally we have two computers in the lobby for guest in case they might need to mapquest.
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              • #8
                Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post

                (unknown to guest, we now close at 8 and by the time he got there, we were closed and I was gone but I heard about him the next day)
                why must you tease us so... now we must know what he did once he got to the office
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                • #9
                  We just see "getting a bit lost" as a bonus tour Found some good bookstores/cafes that way. The way my dad figures it is, we're on vacation so don't have any schedule.
                  Last edited by Dreamstalker; 01-04-2009, 12:56 AM.
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                  • #10
                    Anti-homing pigeon SC`s.

                    You know, this is why I prefer to use a mapbook or use a website to print out directiosn, or even write down directions from a local, especially when in GK`s neck of the woods. Very confusing Vancouver is.

                    Thankfully, I`ve got a really good sense of direction when I`ve visited a place before or when I`m using a map.

                    As far as refunding MR. SC`s gas, I`d tell him to go and `take a jump in the ocean`. (to keep it G-rated for the mods) He`s a grown man, he is on vacation, and he is spending his own money to have a good time. That doesn`t mean that he needs to leave his common sense at home too.
                    Last edited by Kirkygirl; 01-03-2009, 04:53 PM. Reason: Off Topic
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                    • #11
                      Guest: you give me that number or there is going to be hell to pay when I get to the office
                      ROFL @ you being closed by the time he got there.
                      I can only imagine him ... snarling and dripping with drool from being so angry.

                      and that's funny.

                      did he get anything he wanted, besides his cancellation request?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                        ....SCs are smart?
                        They are, when we are an SC.

                        This is why I have a GPS. As a ghost hunter, I do travel a bit. And I am not going to get lost.
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                        • #13
                          and that's why i write down directions if they're long, complicated, or if i think i might forget them

                          or get them from google maps

                          and if i get lost... well there's always a gas station right?

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                          • #14
                            Quoth PepperElf View Post
                            and that's why i write down directions if they're long, complicated, or if i think i might forget them

                            or get them from google maps

                            and if i get lost... well there's always a gas station right?
                            Google maps is your friend, especially if you're planning to go out early on a Saturday morning to find yard sales.

                            Of course, on those rare occasions where I can't find the address we're looking for even after looking at my notepad where I've written down the directions from Google maps, we'll stop at a gas station or convenience store to ask.

                            Common sense should be like an American Express card - one should never leave home without it.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              Common sense should be like an American Express card - one should never leave home without it.
                              Should be, but as my mum always liked to tell me, common sense is not so common.

                              If it were me in the story, I'd probably have assumed I'd made a mistake in driving, and certainly wouldn't have cancelled a perfectly good reservation because of it. What a jumped up little twerp.
                              Last edited by MannersMakethMan; 01-04-2009, 03:02 PM.
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