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  • What a horrible night to have a suck.

    The morning sun has vanquished the horrible suck.

    Alternative title: The Strange Case of Dr. Normal and Mr. Suck
    Last night a SC calls and says he'd like to order some adult movies, but is unable to. I check to see that the movies are disabled because we don't have a CC on file.

    Me: I'll need to either have a CC on file or I'll need payment for the movie up front.
    SC: In disbelief You mean I have to come to the desk to pay for the movies?
    Me: Since I don't have a cash register in your room Yes, you'll need to come down to the desk.

    SC gets down to the desk and pays me enough for 3 movies.

    SC: Can you activate the movies before you put away the cash?
    Me: Sure His money is on my side of the counter, but not in the drawer yet, so this is not a problem.
    SC: Let me ask you something. How much do they pay you to do this shit?
    Me: Dodging the question, or so I thought Here's your receipt. It shows that you put down money for 3 movies.
    SC: ....
    Me:...
    SC: So how much do they pay you for this?
    Me: I'm not answering that question. Have a good night.

    He was a perfectly normal, and even friendly customer when he checked out just before 6. He grabbed some OJ and went on his way.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    I get asked a fair bit what my wages are, and although it's incredibly annoying it's also public information so I just tell them what the *starting* wage is. Problem solved!
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #3
      Quoth Mr Hero View Post
      SC: So how much do they pay you for this?
      RW: Not enough. Enjoy your movies.
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        I can't be the only person who saw the title and thought he was going to read a totally different kind of story.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          I can't be the only person who saw the title and thought he was going to read a totally different kind of story.
          No, no you weren't!
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #6
            He was a perfectly normal, and even friendly customer when he checked out just before 6.
            apparently his triple fix of pr0n turned him into a human again?
            (or at least allowed him to work out his frustrations....)

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            • #7
              <3 Castlevania 2

              I don't get the wage question a lot, but I tend to dodge it or say something like "I do all right".
              Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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              • #8
                Not nearly enough...
                When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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