Sam's Club can't find its ass with both hands and a map: The awful truth revealed

[Kogarashi]

Marshmellow Fluff? Oh now that really will help me when I go to work...

Now everytime I see Management, I'll be having mental images of the staypuff marshmellow man from Ghostbusters. Great,...Guam (sp) and Fluff man..oh what this will do for my vivid imagination at work!

Glad I could help.

As if I'll be able to look at my own store manager without wanting to giggle, now that I've come up with that analogy.

[Jester]

He was actually very insistent that it be Lysol.

Okay, maybe it's just me....but if you absolutely HAVE to have something, wouldn't it be a good idea to BRING IT YOURSELF?

For instance, I drink a lot of Gatorade. And I mean a LOT. But when I travel, do I insist that the hotel have it? No. See, there's this thing called a store where they sell it. And I know that if I bring money to that place, they will give me a certain amount of Gatorade for a certain amount of said money. Because I KNOW that it is not the hotel's job to supply me with my non-standard hotel-surviving gear.

Someone should smack that guy up the head with a snot-laden, cough-filled, smoke-drenched clue-by-four.