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Today I had recieved several calls from one individual. We will call him mr Daffy.
the first 3 calls consisted of me asking after his name and wellbeing then shooting him down at the phone number. It seems that it was too hard of a question to answer so he hung up x3.
The real amazement is that he kept getting me. The odds of that are slim. considering I can count 13 other people in this office alone who take the same calls as I. and there is another office in MI.
So Mr Daffy has somehow managed to get me again. This time he jumps the great hurdle of a phone number by telling me he has no number to reach me at.
Good job Mr. Daffy. You managed to think.
So on to his location.
Mr daffy has told me he is in a ditch. Congratulations, now what city?
Ah yes, you are in a ditch off a road in City X. Excellent. what road?
You don't know but you are near a kennel. Name of kennel???
That you don't know but you have come up with the name of the road. Highway 3. Woo hoo!
I do a search fo kennels in or near city X. 2 pet stores in city X. The only kennel near hwy 3 is 12 miles north of city X outside City Z.
Oh you might be near city Z? great. so, this kennel is it east or west of hwy 3? oh east you say? the Kennel I see is on the west.
Of corse you ment west. Which direction were you heading?
South and you turned right, that means the kennel is on the west. Yay I know where you are.
What type of vehicle is it? yay you knew!
So how did you get into this ditch? you turned around and the road cut off. ok.
How deep is this ditch? not deep, How deep is not deep? oh its not a ditch.
Your not on the road but not in a ditch, ok. How far off the road are you? you don't know what I mean my how far off the road are you.
Fine I will give you an example, 5 ft? 100 ft? oh, your still on the road???
are you onn the road or off the road? off the road. ok how far off the road are you? your on the road. ok fine whatever.
What are you stuck on? Your stuck on the snow, ok has the road been plowed? yes road is plowed. Then how are you stuck? on the snow, ok fine, ill put it through.
now you must understand that Mr Daffy was not speaking clearly or like that he was on the same plane of existance as me. very halting and he had a lisp. i am not making fun of how he talks just that he had no clue and would not help me provide one.
I want some of what he is on.
the first 3 calls consisted of me asking after his name and wellbeing then shooting him down at the phone number. It seems that it was too hard of a question to answer so he hung up x3.
The real amazement is that he kept getting me. The odds of that are slim. considering I can count 13 other people in this office alone who take the same calls as I. and there is another office in MI.
So Mr Daffy has somehow managed to get me again. This time he jumps the great hurdle of a phone number by telling me he has no number to reach me at.
Good job Mr. Daffy. You managed to think.
So on to his location.
Mr daffy has told me he is in a ditch. Congratulations, now what city?
Ah yes, you are in a ditch off a road in City X. Excellent. what road?
You don't know but you are near a kennel. Name of kennel???
That you don't know but you have come up with the name of the road. Highway 3. Woo hoo!
I do a search fo kennels in or near city X. 2 pet stores in city X. The only kennel near hwy 3 is 12 miles north of city X outside City Z.
Oh you might be near city Z? great. so, this kennel is it east or west of hwy 3? oh east you say? the Kennel I see is on the west.
Of corse you ment west. Which direction were you heading?
South and you turned right, that means the kennel is on the west. Yay I know where you are.
What type of vehicle is it? yay you knew!
So how did you get into this ditch? you turned around and the road cut off. ok.
How deep is this ditch? not deep, How deep is not deep? oh its not a ditch.
Your not on the road but not in a ditch, ok. How far off the road are you? you don't know what I mean my how far off the road are you.
Fine I will give you an example, 5 ft? 100 ft? oh, your still on the road???
are you onn the road or off the road? off the road. ok how far off the road are you? your on the road. ok fine whatever.
What are you stuck on? Your stuck on the snow, ok has the road been plowed? yes road is plowed. Then how are you stuck? on the snow, ok fine, ill put it through.
now you must understand that Mr Daffy was not speaking clearly or like that he was on the same plane of existance as me. very halting and he had a lisp. i am not making fun of how he talks just that he had no clue and would not help me provide one.
I want some of what he is on.
what was I talking about?
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