Oh my god, its $2, you effing cheapskate.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It would have been hard for me *not* to say "pull your damn pants up, and turn your hat around. You look like a moron"

I have days where my tongue is swollen from me biting down on it to keep from blurting that out to some of our more "distinguished" clientele.

Bonus points if they're wearing shirts or jackets with loud clashy color combos. Not only do they look like escapees from Ringling Bros., they're a major cause of blindness.