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  • Clark Kent calling the President

    Not really sucky, but definately not a brain burp. But I think crazy people make sc, so...

    We have a courtesy phone people can use for 3 min, but if no one is waiting we don't kick off people.

    Guy comes up, dials a number. I hear him ask for "switchboard" then for "The White House." After holding for a while I guess he gets an answering machine.

    Crazy Guy: *Mumble mumble* and the vice president is Dick Chaney...I was at city hall when two cops harrassed me and violated my rights. I was removed from city hall. I want their uniforms turned in. I was trying to go to talk to (someone's name) on the 6th floor and the cops escorted me out. You are my brother, and you know me by the name we share. My name is....uh,...Clark...Kent, of the Daily Planet. Thank you."

    Crazy people are always funny.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
    You are my brother, and you know me by the name we share. My name is....uh,...Clark...Kent, of the Daily Planet. Thank you."

    Crazy people are always funny.
    Did superman have a brother? Someone needs to go back and read the comics again. I may be wrong, I am not a big stuperman fan.
    Tamezin

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    • #3
      No, though I think the crazy person is more Bizarro then anything else.
      Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

      Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

      I wish porn had subtitles.

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      • #4
        Why Mister Clark! What are you doing out of hte looney bend?
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          Quoth depechemodefan View Post
          No, though I think the crazy person is more Bizarro then anything else.
          I completely forgot about Bizarro, I guess you could kinda sorta count him as a brother.
          Tamezin

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