Really thats the best you could come up with.

[Hellzar]

I just got a prank call a little bit ago. The stupidest one ever

SPC: Stupid prank caller

Me: How may I help you

SPC: Hey do y'all have any rooms

Me: yes do you have AAA or CAA?

SPC: Well I am with the circus that is up at the zoo, are you pet friendly?

Me: Yes we are but their is a 10 dollar pet fee. (there is no circus in town)

SPC: well I have this seal with me can I bring him in.

Me: (yea i believe you.) Yea that would not be fine

SPC: Should i bring him to the desk so you can see him. He will stay in the bath tub.

Me: Yea why not.

SPC: How many beds in the room?

Me: 2

SPC: Good because the seal will need his own bed I dont like sleeping with him. how much will that be?


I tell him the price with the pet fee he told me he would be in few. By far this is the stupidest prank call I have ever had. I could hear his friend giggling in the back ground.

[fireheart]

So no Pat McGroin, Hugh Jass, Heywood U Cuddleme, Anita Bath, Maya Buttreeks, Mi Blow U??? Man, that has gotta be dumb.

Then again...."Hey, is your refrigerator running? YOu better go catch it!" :P

[Getoutofmylobby]

I rather enjoy pranks.

Kid: I want to rent a room tonight (and i can hear giggling in the background).
Me: Ok, (starts reservation spiel before the kid asks
Kid: So do you guys have uh, you know, porn movies to rent?
Me: Yes. (Unfortunately.)
Kid: Can you uh read some of the titles for me? (giggling)
Me: Sure thing, our hotel prides itself in having the most diverse movies available. Our most popular right now would have to be the Donkey Sex Series. Donkey Sex 5, Donkey Sex: Cancun and Donkeys Gone Wild: Spring Break are the most popular. Related to that is probably our best selling movie, Goat Punishment. Then we have alot of movies where people get pooped on.
Kid: Uh really?
Me: Of course. Bestiality and poop are all the rage in hotel pornography. Now will you be using your credit card to guarantee the purchase?