"Go on...I dare you!" Fateful last words.

[Rapscallion]

I think that one's from Terry Pratchett.

Rapscallion

[AriRashkae]

It's also one of my favorite sig lines when I email my son's school. The other is "Raising children is like being pecked to death by a chicken."

[Moggie]

Here you go, attributed quotes.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
- James D. Nicoll

"English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
- H. Beam Piper

[mariamousie1]

Perfect! You rock!

[RootedPhoenix]

English always seemed like a sponge of words, phrases, and grammar to me.

[mattm04]

Lets wait to commit a crime (tossing brief case AND smoking) until the Police are here, they won't mind. Genius.

[Difdi]

You've been a member here for HOW long and still have to ask that question?

Seriously?

Every time you think the SCs have hit rock bottom, an SC comes along with a shovel to dig a new sub-basement...

[Red_Dazes]

Me: You cannot smoke in here!
SL: Que?

I slammed my hand against the massive NO SMOKING sign.

SL: Que?

This is why I use expressive hand gestures. Customers try and play dumb but they can only do it for so long with me.

I love you by the by. that was the best PWNANGE ever!

[Fufu487]

LOL you are my hero
I cant even believe he had the idiocy to DARE you to call the police regarding something that is illegal to begin with. Stupid? I think so