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  • Two quick SC's from Today...



    I think it's kinda sad how I have only been a member to this site for a few short days, but I have posted so much, lol.

    Let's set the scene from this evening:

    It's 20 minutes to closing when the phone rings...

    (EBOD: Evil B***h of doom.)

    Me: Thank you for calling out blank Pharmacy, this is Reirei how can I help you?

    EBOD: You people screwed up my husbands f*cking order, AGAIN!

    Me: I'm so sorry ma'am! Can I have your husbands name?

    EBOD: His name is Poor Fool. You gave him the wrong amount of pills!! I asked to be charged for a months supply, and you only gave me 90 instead of the 270 he allways gets.

    Me: Well ma'am, you asked for a 30 day supply, and that is what 90 pills is.

    EBOD: You stupid b***h, didn't you listen to me? I said I wanted to be CHARGED for a 30 day supply, not get one. I am coming back tomarrow, so you damn better have the rest of his pills ready.

    Me: Certainly ma'am, that will be an additional $20 for the other 2 months.

    EBOD: I allready told you that I am only paying for the one month!

    Me: ... Are you saying that you want a three month supply of pills for the price of one month?

    EBOD: FINALLY you get it! I will pay for the other two months later.

    Me: Then you can pick up the other two months later because there is no way we are going to just give you these pills.

    EBOD: I WILL BE IN THE STORE TOMARROW AND THEY BETTER BE READY!!

    Me: Well, you have a good night ma'am. *click*

    Not two seconds later the phone rings again, it is now 10 minutes to close:

    Me: *sigh because I think it's the same lady again* Thank you for calling Blank Pharmacy, this is Reirei, how may I help you?

    New customer: What time do you close?

    Me: In ten minutes sir.

    New customer: Well, I am leaving now and will be there in about 30 minutes, some one BETTER be there.

    Me: Good luck with that one sir. *click*

    Just another day in the pharmacy, lol.
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid customers.

    "Labour to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience." - George Washington

  • #2
    wtf...?

    You shoulda asked the lady if she needed meds
    keep us updated in case she comes in

    I get last-minute calls like that all the time, lol

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    • #3
      *squee* Tell us what happens next afterwards when you have time!

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      • #4
        Quoth reirei View Post
        Me: ... Are you saying that you want a three month supply of pills for the price of one month?

        EBOD: FINALLY you get it! I will pay for the other two months later.
        Uh-huh....riiiiiight.

        Quoth reirei View Post
        New customer: What time do you close?

        Me: In ten minutes sir.

        New customer: Well, I am leaving now and will be there in about 30 minutes, some one BETTER be there.
        Or, it could be like the pharmacist that was with us last night and decides to go ahead and take one with 14 (I shit you not) different drugs on it, another one with 7, and one that becomes a problem because of the insurance 10 minutes before we close and tells them we'll get them done tonight! Got out of there 45 minutes late. Damn near strangled him. (Which means I have to leave early tonight because I'll be over 40 hrs.)
        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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        • #5
          From a long-time "lurker," and relatively new "poster," Welcome!
          Who hears all your prayers? Why, the NSA, of course!

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          • #6
            Quoth reirei View Post

            Me: ... Are you saying that you want a three month supply of pills for the price of one month?

            EBOD: FINALLY you get it! I will pay for the other two months later.
            At this point I would just bust a gut and laugh at her.

            And then if she calls back, laugh at her some more.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Quoth Pagan View Post
              Uh-huh....riiiiiight.



              Or, it could be like the pharmacist that was with us last night and decides to go ahead and take one with 14 (I shit you not) different drugs on it, another one with 7, and one that becomes a problem because of the insurance 10 minutes before we close and tells them we'll get them done tonight! Got out of there 45 minutes late. Damn near strangled him. (Which means I have to leave early tonight because I'll be over 40 hrs.)
              Oh, I am so sorry he did that!! I would have thrown a counting tray at him, lol!! We are pretty lucky in that we have a 24hr pharmacy about half a mile south of us, so our evening pharmacist feels no guilt in saying no.
              Last edited by reirei; 01-30-2009, 03:46 AM. Reason: I suck at spelling, lol.
              There are no stupid questions, just stupid customers.

              "Labour to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience." - George Washington

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