I TRIED to get her to save the bacon...

[PepperElf]

I guess that means, the bacon can't wiz by the bitch's head while on the way to the trash eh?

if only...

It is nasty, stinky, oozy, and downright disgusting.

where i worked we brought our own trash to the dumpster... i remember one of them had a ladder apparatus you had to climb up... and one day one of the guys dropped a giant black bag of food trash but didn't clean it up.

so baking out in the hot sun... yeah within a day it was covered in wriggling maggots and almost impossible to even get near it to toss out trash because of the smell.

[jerkface11]

I'm scared to look but does Rule #34 apply to bacon?

[Broomjockey]

Of course it does. Rule 34 applies to *everything.*

[Rapscallion]

http://www.baconnaise.com/

Yes, vegetarian bacon-flavoured mayonnaise.

Rapscallion

[Jester]

I'm scared to look but does Rule #34 apply to bacon?

Okay, I must have missed the memo. What the honkin' hell is Rule #34?

[Broomjockey]

Okay, I must have missed the memo. What the honkin' hell is Rule #34?

"Rules of the internet #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

Do a quick google search to find the rest.

[PepperElf]

It takes a lot to gross me out so I will be brave and look

Wow. There's a recipe called "bacon porn" but.. it's not xxx, just an actual food recipe.

dang... wow, it probably exists, but the first-blush of googling only gave me recipes for bacon... o well.

[Broomjockey]

dang... wow, it probably exists, but the first-blush of googling only gave me recipes for bacon... o well.

I found it. It's gross. No, I will not post the link.

[NightWatch]

I found it. It's gross. No, I will not post the link.

Tease! What kind of friend doesn't share his porn?!

[bainsidhe]

Allow me to be contrary to popular opinion. I've never been that fond of bacon.

And now.......~shudder~

[DGoddessChardonnay]

and on the bacon-cake... My SO's bday is soon, and he hates sweets, so I told him I'd make him a meat cake. I had been joking cuz I didn't think it was possible, but alrighty then... Maybe I'll be making one after all.

Bacon Cake

Might want a bib handy . . . drool and keyboard's don't mix.

[Ledomar]

quoth Monica
It may be because I am tired, but their is something I don't understand. Why does it have to be thrown out if you put it back, but not if she does? It is still getting put back, regardless.

I believe that the reasoning behind this is simple. Some sadistic toad of a SC once grabbed a frozen item and tampered with said item (i.e. injected something naught in it. Yeah we had that guy at some point at my "Right Store, Right Price"). Then they told the cashier that they didn't want it. Bag Boy takes product back to freezer/refrigeration unit. Next SC purchases the item and consumes it. Then proceeds to get violently ill and/or possibly die. Company gets major lawsuit. Corporate bigwigs (whom I shall call Coco Bell, don't ask why, I have my reasons.) decides to put a stop to this. Thus, Coco Bell causes the company to lose thousands of dollars a month/year.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I have gone in search of Bacon and found something amusing.

1) a whole LOTTA recipes

2) Daily Food Porn (more recipes)

3) I can do a hell of a lot better than this boring crap. Who wants to model?

[Jester]

"Rules of the internet #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

I figured that there was no way there was bacon porn. So I went about trying to prove Rule #34 wrong.

I failed. It does.

it probably exists, but the first-blush of googling only gave me recipes for bacon.

Your google fu needs work. Sadly, mine is quite good. Some things really don't need to be introduced into porn. And some things REALLY don't go with bacon.

I believe that the reasoning behind this is simple. Some sadistic toad of a SC once grabbed a frozen item and tampered with said item (i.e. injected something naught in it. Yeah we had that guy at some point at my "Right Store, Right Price"). Then they told the cashier that they didn't want it. Bag Boy takes product back to freezer/refrigeration unit. Next SC purchases the item and consumes it. Then proceeds to get violently ill and/or possibly die. Company gets major lawsuit. Corporate bigwigs (whom I shall call Coco Bell, don't ask why, I have my reasons.) decides to put a stop to this. Thus, Coco Bell causes the company to lose thousands of dollars a month/year.

And having the customer take the item back to the cooler so that another customer can buy the potentially tainted item is different from the employee taking it back.....HOW?

[Broomjockey]

I figured that there was no way there was bacon porn. So I went about trying to prove Rule #34 wrong.

I failed. It does.

There's a reason it's a Rule of the Internet. And if you ever think rule 34 fails, there's always rules 35&36.