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  • #31
    As I've mentioned several times before, my store once carried a small line of groceries--stuff like ketchup, mayonnaise and other condiments, spaghetti noodles and sauce, and cheese, hot dogs, TV dinners and such that had to be frozen or refrigerated.

    These items were shipped to us in either this cooler-like container attached to a pallet, or on a shrink-wrapped pallet with a chunk of dry ice inside.

    When these items came in, we had to notify the grocery specialist immediately that they had arrived, so she could stock them.

    Twice the grocery items off a truck didn't get put out in time, so they all had to be thrown away. Grocery specialist claimed we never told her about them (A lie--I phoned her both times) and Harry believed her. But when you're dating your manager you get the benefit of the doubt.

    Result: Irv got yelled at the first time and written up the second, and was happy to see the grocery items be eliminated before grocery specialist could drop the ball a third time and get Irv fired.

    It seemed like such a waste, but it wasn't for me to say.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #32
      Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
      RW, you totally need to order some of these: http://www.lollyphile.com/maple-bacon.php

      (I can vouch for the tastiness of the absinthe lollipops, btw. So I can imagine that the other flavors would be equally good.)

      Not sweet (unless you use a very sweet BBQ sauce) but saw this on another forum the other day - The Bacon Explosion!
      Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs

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      • #33
        Quoth Naaman View Post
        Not sweet (unless you use a very sweet BBQ sauce) but saw this on another forum the other day - The Bacon Explosion!
        Holy flying heart attacks...

        Best quote: "you’ll need to create a 5×5 bacon weave"

        Bacon...weave...


        On the other hand, that may be the perfect thing to compliment this bad breakfast beauty: http://veripolis.blogspot.com/2008/0...fast-cake.html
        "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

        My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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        • #34
          Quoth Despina83 View Post
          A pig died for nothing.
          Don't worry, I'm sure the rest of the pig's body was made into hot dogs and Jello.

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          • #35
            Bacon weave.

            Pork fatty.

            AWESOME!

            And I thought *I* was clever when I once served skewers of bacon-wrapped bacon with a bacon-tomato dressing for dipping.

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is             Still A Customer."

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            • #36
              Quoth Jester View Post
              And I thought *I* was clever when I once served skewers of bacon-wrapped bacon with a bacon-tomato dressing for dipping.
              How about bacon-flavoured bacon-wrapped bacon with bacon-flavoured potatoes with bacon-flavoured soda all topped with bacon-bits?

              Baconbaconbacon.
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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              • #37
                Lots of love for Bacon here. You guys need to go to www.bocajava.com they have maple bacon flavored COFFEE!! and yes it is awesome.

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                • #38
                  Haaawwwww.... bacon.... *drool*
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    Haaawwwww.... bacon.... *drool*
                    If there's maple-bacon coffee, and maple-bacon lollipops, SURELY you can find a way to make maple-bacon cookies...

                    It's FATE. Right after that last post, I went to check Twitter...and this link was in the first post on the page: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B001DDA3VE
                    Last edited by Broomjockey; 02-01-2009, 07:48 PM. Reason: merged
                    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                    My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                      How about bacon-flavoured bacon-wrapped bacon with bacon-flavoured potatoes with bacon-flavoured soda all topped with bacon-bits?
                      If you've actually MADE that, I'll be impressed. (I DID make the skewers I mentioned.....)

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                       Still A Customer."

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                      • #41
                        Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
                        If there's maple-bacon coffee, and maple-bacon lollipops, SURELY you can find a way to make maple-bacon cookies...

                        It's FATE. Right after that last post, I went to check Twitter...and this link was in the first post on the page: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B001DDA3VE
                        Mmmmm..... Maple Bacon cookies.... *ponders*
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Jester View Post
                          If you've actually MADE that, I'll be impressed. (I DID make the skewers I mentioned.....)
                          It was a plan I had once, but turns out the bacon-flavoured soda wasn't available in my region. I was sad. Scrapped the whole idea after that.
                          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                          • #43
                            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                            How about bacon-flavoured bacon-wrapped bacon with bacon-flavoured potatoes with bacon-flavoured soda all topped with bacon-bits?

                            Baconbaconbacon.
                            Sound like it would be baconlicious or one giant sodium-induced headache - just can't decide which.
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • #44
                              Damn shame. I was ready to take my hat off to you.

                              By the way, the skewers I mentioned? Brought them to a bacon-themed cookoff I was part of. I did not enter them as a dish.

                              I should have. They disappeared faster than any other dish, and were actually much better received than my "real" entry, a bacon-beer-cheese soup.

                              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                               Still A Customer."

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                              • #45
                                You can stop rubbing it in now, Jester.

                                I think you can order the Bacon flavoured soda from Jones, right?

                                *goes off to google*
                                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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