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I don't know why I never thought of this before or if you'd even be allowed to do it, but I think since people like to call you by your name so much you could find a way to work in some "Dave's not here!" schtick for some laughs.
On another note, do people not realize that EVERYONE is struggling in this economy? Businesses can't just give customers everything for practically nothing, they still have to try and make a profit somewhere.
"If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant
The question becomes how many people are facing issues and how many are not. I have heard news reports where in certian places they have a good economy due to collegs or army bases, for some areas both.
I like to scare small childeren, it's fun and as long as you can out run the parents you can get away with it.
"I'm sorry if you find our current rates unsatisfactory. However I have no control over the pricing. Your loyalty, although appreciated, does not give you the power of negotiation. I will happily give you the best rate available. Beyond that, it's completely up to you whether or not you decide to take it."
Translation: "Fuck off, you cheap fucking ass clown! Your attempt at bargain hunting has failed. You can either take the nicely discounted price I offered you or you can go bother some other poor hotel lackey, but I am done with you and your pathetic attempts at weaseling, cajoling, and strong-arming me into doing something I am not allowed nor inclined to do for a rectum monkey like you!"
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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