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  • #61
    I'm glad that what I collect is not available in stores...nor is it something that most (sane) people would ever even consider collecting.

    If you are squeamish, now is the time to move on.





    I collect dog and cat testicles. It started when I worked at the animal hospital and had my own cat neutered. I was recently divorced, and discovered that I could keep them in formaldehyde on my computer desk at home, and warn any guys I was dating that they needed to behave, or thiers could be up there, too! The guy I later married was (and still is) well behaved!

    Being an emergency hospital, we did neuters as a courtesy if the animal had to be anesthetized for other reasons, if the owner wanted it done. I got to keep the "spare parts" to add to my collection.

    Now, I collect only those of my own animals, or of friends'. My current vet knows and accepts this. In fact, when a friend went in to have her dog done, she asked to keep the bits, and they asked her if she knew me!

    Starting on Tuesday, I'll be fostering 3 Pomeranians, and I have been requested to get all 3 done. Collection expansion!
    Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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    • #62
      hehe. I collect funny hats too, Jester

      Primer, you really collect animal bits?

      I think it's funny you use them as "guy behavior" insurance...
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • #63
        Primer.... I've never been shocked or amazed by anyone's collection before, but wow. Just.... wow

        Shall I ask my ex if he wants to donate his boys' bits? (he has two male cats that I have to take to be neutered SOON).
        GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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        • #64
          Interesting. I just got my two kittens done. Too bad you didn't post this a few days ago, maybe you could have added to your collection. Although I don't know how I'd mail something like that.
          Sometimes life is altered.
          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
          Uneasy with confrontation.
          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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          • #65
            I'm waiting for the post from a postal worker complaining about a package that came open and you'll never guess what they found...

            Rapscallion

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            • #66
              Quoth Rapscallion View Post
              I'm waiting for the post from a postal worker complaining about a package that came open and you'll never guess what they found...
              Meatballs, but no spaghetti?

              That reminds me of a flyer I saw on the Community Events bulletin board at the local burrito place. It was for a charity spaghetti dinner, which was to benefit a spay/neuter program. They called it a "Spay-ghetti and No Balls Dinner."
              Sometimes life is altered.
              Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
              Uneasy with confrontation.
              Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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              • #67
                Quoth MadMike View Post
                They called it a "Spay-ghetti and No Balls Dinner."
                That is no dinner I would want to eat! I'll give them points for humour, though.
                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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