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"For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI always have a back pack with me, but in some ridiculous remnant of actual courtesy I always put it down by my legs.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI assure you it sounds very normal....to me anyway.
Quoth Juwl View Post"Okay... hey, look, it's 4 o'clock! You want pretend beer for a buck?"
"Okay, I'll pretend it's four. And you pretend that you are getting your second beer for free."
Knowing my luck, they would pretend to tip.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Gravekeeper:
So I'm glad to hear that your boss is stepping in and taking care of the stalker situation.
However, if I remember your last posting, you had seemingly figured out a way to deal with her: just dropping her on hold right away. So what happened?Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.
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Quoth Juwl View PostThe gelatinous cube, other with known as a jelly, a slime.... yessir. you'll never see it coming, what with it being transparent and encasing rusting armor, maybe a treasure chest...The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Good luck with the police matter. And, by the by, 'Skylar' is, or was, one of the bad guys from the tv show HEROS. I have no idea if he's still on it (I lost track of the show mid season 1), but I'm betting that's why the subway guy was screaming about. For some reason."Because that's how magical meteoric size-altering space goo works." IMDB Message boards.
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Quoth RebeccaOTool View PostAnd, by the by, 'Skylar' is, or was, one of the bad guys from the tv show HEROS.
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Quoth Geek King View PostThere was, in fact, a Jello Monster that could only be defeated by snarfing it. It was given stats in one of the April issues of Dragon. I have it printed out in a monster compendium, somewhere. 2nd Ed. stats, I beilieve. I used it when I ran a Castle Greyhawk campaign."Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann
My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com
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Quoth Geek King View PostThere was, in fact, a Jello Monster that could only be defeated by snarfing it. It was given stats in one of the April issues of Dragon. I have it printed out in a monster compendium, somewhere. 2nd Ed. stats, I believe. I used it when I ran a Castle Greyhawk campaign."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: “Ok, and what size?”
SC: “Well, I’m not very big. What size do you think I should get?”
Ok, again. I have utterly no idea. I do not know you. I have never met you. I cannot judge your dimensions nor range of temperature tolerance. These things, much like zipping up your pants, are things you will one day have to learn to do on your own without the assistance of others.
Someday you will have to leave the nest and hold your willy steady by yourself."What size can I get you, ma'am?"
"Red."
"Okay...I'll check the red for you, but what size do you need?"
"RED!"
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