Guest: yea Dave, I am looking for an oceanfront house for two weeks in June
I tell her what's available
Guest: can I look at it online?
I direct her to the website
Guest: hmmm....it looks rather old......I dont like that, what else do you have?
I give her another property
Guest: oh no, these houses are very old and tired looking. I'm used to something more upscale....what else do you have?
I give another one to look at
Guest: well Dave, I like that one but I am still a little apprehensive because it doesnt show a picture of the master bathroom..........when was it last refinished and does the bathroom have Moen faucets?
Me: I'm not really sure
Guest: well this is the best of the properties you have shown me but I have to know about the bathroom and your website doesnt give any comments about the furniture? How old is it and where did the owners buy it from?
Me: we dont really know
Guest: hmmmm.....this looks nice but there arent enough pictures....is the pool at the front or back of the house?
Me: at the front
Guest: well I mean is it directly in front of it or is it at an angle?
Me: not sure
Guest: how much shade does the pool get?
Me: well I dont think there are any trees there
Guest: ok......you know what, I dont think I do like that house, the windows in the living room are too narrow. Any other suggestions?
Me: thats about all I have
Guest: so all these other places arent available
Me: apparently not (I was lying through my teeth to get rid of this woman)
Guest: well I like this property here and it says online it is open but oh wait I just dont like the bedspread in that 3rd bedroom...well I will take a look around and call you back
I tell her what's available
Guest: can I look at it online?
I direct her to the website
Guest: hmmm....it looks rather old......I dont like that, what else do you have?
I give her another property
Guest: oh no, these houses are very old and tired looking. I'm used to something more upscale....what else do you have?
I give another one to look at
Guest: well Dave, I like that one but I am still a little apprehensive because it doesnt show a picture of the master bathroom..........when was it last refinished and does the bathroom have Moen faucets?
Me: I'm not really sure
Guest: well this is the best of the properties you have shown me but I have to know about the bathroom and your website doesnt give any comments about the furniture? How old is it and where did the owners buy it from?
Me: we dont really know
Guest: hmmmm.....this looks nice but there arent enough pictures....is the pool at the front or back of the house?
Me: at the front
Guest: well I mean is it directly in front of it or is it at an angle?
Me: not sure
Guest: how much shade does the pool get?
Me: well I dont think there are any trees there
Guest: ok......you know what, I dont think I do like that house, the windows in the living room are too narrow. Any other suggestions?
Me: thats about all I have
Guest: so all these other places arent available
Me: apparently not (I was lying through my teeth to get rid of this woman)
Guest: well I like this property here and it says online it is open but oh wait I just dont like the bedspread in that 3rd bedroom...well I will take a look around and call you back
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