It's only 7:58 on MY watch!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Great. Have your watch make you a fucking burger.

And here I'd just told my brother earlier this evening (while borrowing his printer to print a quick tv schedule for my Mom, as my printer is out of ink) and we were watching a commercial for Sprint advertising NASCAR coverage on their phones . . .

That iPhone is nice, but until they make one that does the laundry, cooks dinner AND makes my coffee, I don't want one.

[fireheart]

killed by drapery?

And I haven't had many of the "by my watch" stiffs, although I had one idiot who once told me to think about myself in the situation of "coming in 5 minutes AFTER we're closed" for that "one thing" aka half the shop. If the big bosses weren't in, I would've mentioned that a) you have never clearly worked retail in your life sir, b) we do have lives contrary to belief and c) if I absolutely positively need something, then I'll go to a place that IS open. There's no rule that says you have to shop at one store for your whole life.

[Jester]

TWO Rule 1 violations with one comment? Wow. I am stunned. Honestly, it was just what popped into my head at the time.

Of course, that time was by MY watch.

[Peppergirl]

Of course, that time was by MY watch.

Was that before or after the watch made you a fucking burger?

[fireheart]

So....what do "fucking burgers" taste like?

[Jester]

Was that before or after the watch made you a fucking burger?

Neither. My watch never made me a fucking burger. That was my suggestion to the SC in the original post.

So....what do "fucking burgers" taste like?

Well, they're juicy, moist, salty, spicy, and make you drool.

And that would be a good point to end this particular tangent, don't ya think?

[AriRashkae]

Had one of them last night, this guy was the world's slowest plumber and he kept channeling Jackie Chan's Uncle

No magic to defeat his magic?