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  • #16
    Quoth hauntedheadnc View Post
    There is but one way to enhance "a certain part of a man's body" (blink blink) but it involved cutting tendons. I'm not up for it and I've never heard of anybody else who is either.
    As I stated in my other post...Enzyte does not make it grow outside of what it's naturally supposed to grow.

    How many guys...this may not be all of you...but there are some of you...have various degrees of "hardness"? Sometimes, you're really hard and ready to go, other times, it's not as hard. Sometimes, you can stay hard throughout sex...other times, you loose a little of your erection? What Enzyte does is allows you to maintain your NATURAL fullest, firmest erection throughout the entire sexual experience and then some.

    It does not make it grow bigger than it is naturally capable of.

    Which is what I thought at first, until someone I know started taking it - and that was his experience.
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    • #17
      I hate V day for a couple reasons my primary one is: 1. The flack I take from my co-workers because my woman does not want anything special on 2-14, no roses no candy, no gems or gold, all she wants is a nice home cooked meal and that's it.... but yet around work I am usually treated like she is some freak......


      2. Ever since I was a kid I saw the 'holiday' as just a marketing scam
      Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
      pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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      • #18
        I usually love Valentine's Day; but this year, my boyf is working. -.- We exchanged cards tho... *runs from single CSers* XD

        As for water lady, I would immediately have started coughing and wiping my nose, saying to my collegue "This virus just won't shift!"
        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
        My DeviantArt.

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        • #19
          Tomarrows Valentines day, I need them.
          Yes, yes, you probably do...
          When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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          • #20
            I am among the V-Day haters. And I'm married. It's such a stupid holiday. But it's the only time of year I can get Sweethearts, so.....
            I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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            • #21
              Valentines Day is the most commercialized holiday....and I'm engaged. As for the SC's, that lady was rude and disgusting to take the Pharmacist's bottle of water, then the others were just downright dumb. Hey, whatever is on the prescription is how the pharmacy has to fill it out, no if's and's or buts. Penis pills other than Cyalis, Levitra or Viagra are a giant ripoff. WTF is so special about mint flavored condoms?!! Just pop a mint in your mouth and you'll be alright, lady.
              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
              Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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              • #22
                Quoth Peppergirl View Post


                I'm rarely speechless, but I just....just...

                I can't even formulate words on this one.
                I agree!! If someone EVER did that with my personal property, I would do my best to make sure that they get the most punishment the law could allow. I'm certain that constitutes some sort of unlawful action that is punishable by law.
                Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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                • #23
                  Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
                  Which is what I thought at first, until someone I know started taking it - and that was his experience.
                  Nice save

                  Seriously though, I hate V-Day. To me, it's just another reminder that my luck with relationships hasn't been great. Still, at least I don't have to work (gotta love being off on weekends) so I can sleep. Bugs the hell out of me that I can't take out the 'true love' for a spin because it's snowing right now.
                  Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                  • #24
                    Quoth wraiths_crono View Post
                    2. Ever since I was a kid I saw the 'holiday' as just a marketing scam
                    It's a Feast Day and technically, a Holy Day of Obligation...

                    though, I haven't attended Mass, lol.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth protege View Post
                      Nice save
                      .
                      Save? What do you mean?
                      "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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                      • #26
                        Umm, interesting thread we've got going here! I now know more about boner pills than I ever wanted to. Thanks for that.

                        I always suspected today was a big sales day for boner pills.

                        Quoth tropicsgoddess
                        WTF is so special about mint flavored condoms?!! Just pop a mint in your mouth and you'll be alright, lady.
                        I don't get the attraction behind flavored condoms either. Unless you apply them Mr. Garrison style or are going to (never mind).
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #27
                          Quoth protege View Post
                          (gotta love being off on weekends)
                          You braggart.
                          Unseen but seeing
                          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                          3rd shift needs love, too
                          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                          • #28
                            Me and the hubby have been married for 8 years(feb 10th so we just had an anniversity)
                            Anyways we don't really worry about valetines day,since the hubby can't eat chocolate anyways.Plus we do so much for each other throught out the year.why celebrate just one day of love. I've seen plenty of people work themselves into a tizzy spending money they don't have on crap them don't need on valentines day.

                            As for the bitch and the water.I would have chraged her for my replacement. I only have a few dollars to spend a day (damn budgeting,being an adult) and I would have made sure SHE bought me a new bottle of water.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
                              Just pop a mint in your mouth and you'll be alright, lady.
                              Yeah, try it! He will certainly and maybe even !!!

                              My this thread is getting racy! Well, I LOVE Valentine's Day! I buy flowers wisely, and fortunately have a girlfriend who hates crowds as much as I, so we dine at home happily.
                              Suckiness is reinforced up OR down at every transaction. Accepting BS makes them worse for all of us; firm fairness trains them to suck less.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth wraiths_crono View Post
                                I hate V day for a couple reasons my primary one is: 1. The flack I take from my co-workers because my woman does not want anything special on 2-14, no roses no candy, no gems or gold, all she wants is a nice home cooked meal and that's it.... but yet around work I am usually treated like she is some freak......
                                That would be enough for me...if I had a Valentine...

                                I don't need candy, I wouldn't mind flowers but I don't need jewelry since I hardly wear what I have...all I would want would be to spend some quiet time with my guy...if I had one...

                                I spent my Valentine's Day doing laundry (well, still working on it; got one load done, one in the dryer, one in the washer and one more to do yet), went to Target with my mom, and my brother came over to the parents' house and we had dinner. Spaghetti, so it was red...
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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