I hate Valentines day.

[Calud]

There is but one way to enhance "a certain part of a man's body" (blink blink) but it involved cutting tendons. I'm not up for it and I've never heard of anybody else who is either.

There is no way to increase the size of your Lucky Chucky. All you can do is make it look bigger. 40-60% of a mans Jack in the box is in.... the box.

Also that operation sounds worse than it is.
You cut the tendons and stretch your flagpole, so when the tendons heal your best buddy appears longer.. Thing is in most cases when the tendons grow together, the tower of Babylon is shorter than before so it usually is not very effective...



Also Brian Blessed is the funnies man alive. This is completely offtopic and should not be commented on!

[MadMike]

2. Ever since I was a kid I saw the 'holiday' as just a marketing scam

No argument there. They should be honest and call it "Buy me something or your ass is sleeping on the couch" Day. Although I made the mistake of telling my wife that once, and I almost ended up sleeping on the couch.

I am among the V-Day haters. And I'm married.

You and me both, my friend.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

They should be honest and call it "Buy me something or your ass is sleeping on the couch" Day.

There's two of those days now. The second is called "Sweetest Day."

[sms001]

someone is MODEST.

no! No no no!!!

I meant Nyoibo shoulda switched his monikers. You know, causa what the nyoibo is.

I personally am not a nicknamer. I'm one of the lucky ones whose ego and id live happily together in my brain rather than spreading out.

[PepperElf]

SC: Good, good. I have called 3 other stores, and they didn't have them. Tomarrows Valentines day, I need them.

um.... well...
i don't think those actually make you bigger... just that they make your blood flow faster so Mr Happy gets happier faster.

though i don't know if *those* work. Black Pearl however ....

Don't you love the anominity of a phone call.

Caller ID

and lastly... Mint condoms...
... pfft... now some Altoid-brand mint condoms... those would be interesting muahahah



and I gave my sister a Valentine's Day gift she totally loved!
... I watched the kids on Friday night so she and her husband could go out for an early V-Day date. Heh there's nothing more precious to a mother than a gift of time

[Shpepper]

Just use the altoids.

[Jester]

Oh, and I'm sure I'm not the only one that wonders, "WHERE ARE THE FEMALE ENHANCEMENTS?!?!?!??!"

Walk around anywhere in Los Angeles or Miami Beach, or go to a "gentleman's club," and you will see plenty of female enhancements, thank you very much.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Oh, and I'm sure I'm not the only one that wonders, "WHERE ARE THE FEMALE ENHANCEMENTS?!?!?!??!"

Here's several, and you can Google for others.

[IHateStupidCustomers]

Enzyte dude's wife/girlfriend is going to be pretty disappointed on V-day. That stuff is a huge scam.

I find it hard to believe that people actually think stuff like that is actually going to work. It's not a miracle pill, especially not at, what, $25? Get real. I worked for a lingerie catalogue call center and we had this "bust cream" crap that was supposed to make you fuller, and I can't tell you how many woman got PISSED when I explained that, no ma'am, it's not going to take you from an A cup to a D cup. It's just going to make you fill out your current cup size a little more (if that). If there really was a cream for somewhere between $25 and $50 that would take you from an A to a D, there'd be a lot of plastic surgeons out of business.

[friendofjimmyk]

Walk around anywhere in Los Angeles or Miami Beach, or go to a "gentleman's club," and you will see plenty of female enhancements, thank you very much.

I meant enhancements that will enhance MY orgasm and my sexual experience. Female enhancements that you speak of still only enhance the MALE experience.

[friendofjimmyk]

The Wikipedia entry on Enzyte answers that question.

Details of the class action lawsuit and settlement are here.

A Google search will turn up more web sites.

Yeah, that's because at first, their claims were that it made it grow - which is not the case. It only makes it able to...well...I've already said it.

[protege]

Bite me. Bite me hard.

Oh fine, be that way


Seriously though, I work for a financial services company. The markets are closed on weekends...meaning I'd literally have nothing to do if I came to work. Most of my weekends are spent catching up on housework, working on the car, etc. All the things that I can't get done during the week.

FOJK, about the "nice save" comment. I was being a smartass, and failed miserably.

As to the "certain part of a man's anatomy" comments in those pill commercials...I so want to scream when I hear that. Jeez, we all know *exactly* what part you're talking about. It's a damn penis--there's no need to "hide" what you're trying to say, OK?

[Dips]

It's a Feast Day and technically, a Holy Day of Obligation...

though, I haven't attended Mass, lol.

Valentine's Day isn't a Holy Day of Obligation.

[Pagan]

Oh fine, be that way


Seriously though, I work for a financial services company. The markets are closed on weekends...meaning I'd literally have nothing to do if I came to work. Most of my weekends are spent catching up on housework, working on the car, etc. All the things that I can't get done during the week.

Isn't it amazing how things don't do themselves? Guess what I get to do the next two days! But, aaaaaah, 2 whole days of not having to be nice to idiots!

[AmethystSquirrel]

Valentine's Day isn't a Holy Day of Obligation.

You mean it isn't the day of national obligatory get some?