I haven't posted a story in awhile so here's a couple of good ones. One from tonight and one from a couple months ago.
This one was tonight.
It's the rule deal with it
SC=some douchebag
D=one of my employees
Jf=me!!
I'm putting orders together for the drivethru when I notice I can hear the TV in the lobby.
Jf: Hey D go see if the volume on the TV is turned on and if it is mute it.
D: Ok(comes back a few seconds later)That guy yelled at me so I didn't turn it down
Jf: Oh really (stops putting orders together and walks over to the tv)
SC: Hey! how are we supposed to watch tv if you just have the closed captioning on??
Jf: The volume cannot be on our contract with the cable company is ONLY for the picture
SC: That's nonsense turn it back on or I'm never coming back here
Jf: I just said no they charge us more if we have the volume on
SC:They'll never know
Jf: Pay the cable bill then
SC:They'll never know!!!
Jf: If you turn the volume on again I'll make you leave
SC: ......
This one was a week or 2 before Christmas
I'm sorry
Jf: me again!!!
SC:some asshole
M:my boss
I had made a mistake and left something out of this guys order. He had come back a couple minutes later and instead of just getting what was left out demanded his entire order be replaced. Only he didn't tell me his bigmac was supposed to be special. So this is exchange is the 3rd time he'd been there that night.
SC: You fucked up my order AGAIN!!!
Jf: Do NOT curse at me
SC: I'll curse if I fucking want to I'm fucking pissed off!!
Jf: I asked you not to curse at me
SC: I'm pissed and I'm damn well gonna curse!!
Jf: Not if you want me to help you at all
SC:This bigmac was supposed to have ketchup and you messed it up!!!
Jf: You didn't tell me that how was I supposed to know?
SC: Just give me my money back
Jf: sure (hands the dickhead his money)
SC: What's your bosses name I'm calling him tomorrow
Jf: his name is M have a nice night
Fast forward to the next day
M: Hey Jf did some guy cuss you out last night?
Jf: yeah did he actually call?
M: Yeah he said he was a dick to you and that you handled it professionally and that he was sorry.
Jf:
This one was tonight.
It's the rule deal with it
SC=some douchebag
D=one of my employees
Jf=me!!
I'm putting orders together for the drivethru when I notice I can hear the TV in the lobby.
Jf: Hey D go see if the volume on the TV is turned on and if it is mute it.
D: Ok(comes back a few seconds later)That guy yelled at me so I didn't turn it down
Jf: Oh really (stops putting orders together and walks over to the tv)
SC: Hey! how are we supposed to watch tv if you just have the closed captioning on??
Jf: The volume cannot be on our contract with the cable company is ONLY for the picture
SC: That's nonsense turn it back on or I'm never coming back here
Jf: I just said no they charge us more if we have the volume on
SC:They'll never know
Jf: Pay the cable bill then
SC:They'll never know!!!
Jf: If you turn the volume on again I'll make you leave
SC: ......
This one was a week or 2 before Christmas
I'm sorry
Jf: me again!!!
SC:some asshole
M:my boss
I had made a mistake and left something out of this guys order. He had come back a couple minutes later and instead of just getting what was left out demanded his entire order be replaced. Only he didn't tell me his bigmac was supposed to be special. So this is exchange is the 3rd time he'd been there that night.
SC: You fucked up my order AGAIN!!!
Jf: Do NOT curse at me
SC: I'll curse if I fucking want to I'm fucking pissed off!!
Jf: I asked you not to curse at me
SC: I'm pissed and I'm damn well gonna curse!!
Jf: Not if you want me to help you at all
SC:This bigmac was supposed to have ketchup and you messed it up!!!
Jf: You didn't tell me that how was I supposed to know?
SC: Just give me my money back
Jf: sure (hands the dickhead his money)
SC: What's your bosses name I'm calling him tomorrow
Jf: his name is M have a nice night
Fast forward to the next day
M: Hey Jf did some guy cuss you out last night?
Jf: yeah did he actually call?
M: Yeah he said he was a dick to you and that you handled it professionally and that he was sorry.
Jf:

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