"Looks like you need to go back to kindergarten" and other stories of suck

[Dasota]

I have issues telling my right from my left. Back when I was 8 I had a wart on the pad of my right middle finger (I had to look at my hands and think which one was right), and to this day I will look at my hands and remember which one had the wart to figure out my right from my left. I also point when being asked where to turn, sometimes I will say right or left when I point, and a lot of the times I'm wrong when I do.

[SailorMan]

Well, you could sing, "it's a pirates life for me".

Today, for some reason, it's more like "I'm a little tea pot . . ."

[LillFilly]

Hmm. One of my cousins went to a very strict school. She was left-handed, but everyone was taught that the right-hand is the one that you write with. So, she grew-up believing her left was her right. Even now, when she gives you directions and says 'take a right, then a left, then another left' you have to take a left, a right and a right! She laughs about it though and sometimes catches herself.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Well, you could sing, "it's a pirates life for me".

Today, for some reason, it's more like "I'm a little tea pot . . ."

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance