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  • #1

    You can't fix stupid

    I actually heard this from another cashier but it just reminds me how stupid people can be while trying to break the law.

    A guy (we will call him TG for the guy lol) came up to the cashier with a DL's stating he is 20. Now, he just ran his card though the ATM and didn't use a pin so whenever they do that, its a security thing as to how they retrieve their money. They get sent to the cage. For this procedure they are required to be 21. The computer will not let you bypass that for any reason.

    Well, TG is in my CW's window and she tells him he has to be 21. Well, he then (completely drunk and stupid) pulls out a state ID for some other state that says he is 23! I guess he reached for the real ID the first time!

    And get this, he had been playing on the tables ALL NIGHT and the pit boss came up asking if there was a problem because TG apparently had a seat being held for him. I bet it was a fun shock for the table, the pit boss, our cage and security to find out the kid was in fact NOT 21 and was carrying a fake ID.

    I don't know exactly what happened next but I bet TG got in some deep shit. I was sorry to have missed all the fun, it happened on graveyard.
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    I think you can fix stupid, it only takes a length of 2x4 and some upper body strength to swing it at head level.

    At some point, the concussions will retroactively spawn new braincells and make the person smarter. That's about when they say 'Ow! Stop Hitting me, Please!'

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    • #3
      Quoth Salted Grump View Post
      I think you can fix stupid, it only takes a length of 2x4 and some upper body strength to swing it at head level.
      Actually, a crowbar or an aluminum bat works better. Not only do they (usually) not break, but there's no danger of splinters
      Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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      • #4
        And don't forget that oh-so-satisfying *piiiing* when it connects.

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        • #5
          Let me guess, it's not violence, it's helping the other person out?

          So...how many ID's was that guy carrying? >_>
          Pit bull-

          There is no breed of dog more in need of our compassion; in need of our call to arms on their behalf; and in need of what should be the full force of our enduring sanctuary.

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          • #6
            Quoth Fox One View Post
            And don't forget that oh-so-satisfying *piiiing* when it connects.
            Heh. I wonder what the Monty Python crew would think of that?
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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            • #7
              I now work back of house at a casino and am wondering what happened to this kid. I hope he got turned over to LVMPD. In training we were taught to take these matters very seriously because it is a HUGE fine from the game control board if they catch it and the liquor license could come into jeopardy as well. I have a feeling that casinos don't do as they say when it comes to this, I bet they keep it quite. This is kind of a pet peeve of mine, I hate these kids that don't think the laws apply to them. At least it sounds like he was losing his ass off (that probably why the pit wanted him back and came looking for him).

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              • #8
                The greatest thing about catching underage gamblers is they lose all the money they won. They could have stacks and stacks of the house's money and not get to keep any of it.

                That happened to an underage kid that won Mega-Bucks about 5 years ago. You just won 10 million dollars!!!!! What? You're only 20? Sorry Charlie. Here's a consolation prize of GetDaPhuckOut!

                The next question is how many dealers and bosses are gonna get their asses in a sling for not catching the fake?

                CH
                Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them

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                • #9
                  The Megabucks one gets even better (it was mentioned in training). The kid's DAD was with him the whole time, they were playing the machine together and the kid was on his turn pushing the button when Megabucks hit The family tried foolishly to sue the casino and easily lost. They tried to switch positions before whoever came with the check of course security saw everything.

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                  • #10
                    HAHA they tried to switch seats? Puh-lease survelliance knows when you blow your nose, they see all lol It takes awhile to go back and look at the cameras, but you know you are being watched the entire time lol

                    As far as I heard the kid only had 2 Id's but who knows... Probably way more.

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