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Dope - Uh, there’s a car in my spot. Space 35 at the Big Ol’ Apartments.
Me - Do you have your lease for the space?
Dope - Uh…… I don’t know where it is right now.
Me - Legally, I cannot tow out of that space unless you have your lease showing that space 35 belongs to you. If you can find it, call me back and I can send out a truck, but unless you have the lease, there is nothing I can do.
Dope - Uh, hold on, I’ll call you back
*5 minutes later*
Dope - Hi! Uh, I couldn’t find my lease, but I found my bus pass….. it has my address on it, will that work?
Oh, you have a bus pass? Well why didn't you tell me this? This changes everything! Tell you what, I'll come down there, I'll take the pass, I'll put you on the bus, and pray to any and all Gods, fictional or otherwise, that it takes you back to the imaginary land of unicorns, rainbows and gumdrops which is clearly where you were either born or spent a great deal of your childhood growing up, and they probably miss you.
Me - Do you have your lease for the space?
Dope - Uh…… I don’t know where it is right now.
Me - Legally, I cannot tow out of that space unless you have your lease showing that space 35 belongs to you. If you can find it, call me back and I can send out a truck, but unless you have the lease, there is nothing I can do.
Dope - Uh, hold on, I’ll call you back
*5 minutes later*
Dope - Hi! Uh, I couldn’t find my lease, but I found my bus pass….. it has my address on it, will that work?
Oh, you have a bus pass? Well why didn't you tell me this? This changes everything! Tell you what, I'll come down there, I'll take the pass, I'll put you on the bus, and pray to any and all Gods, fictional or otherwise, that it takes you back to the imaginary land of unicorns, rainbows and gumdrops which is clearly where you were either born or spent a great deal of your childhood growing up, and they probably miss you.
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