Lying Children (a little long)

[friendofjimmyk]

The last few restaurants I worked in would have a HUGE, I MEAN HUGE Sunday after church crowd...there was always one little child that would ask me what church I go to. Putting me in the awkward situation of saying "Oh, I don't go to church." Which would make me feel as if admitting that affected my tip because every time I had to answer that question, I didn't get much of a tip.

[Barefootgirl]

there was always one little child that would ask me what church I go to. Putting me in the awkward situation of saying "Oh, I don't go to church." Which would make me feel as if admitting that affected my tip because every time I had to answer that question, I didn't get much of a tip.

Tell them you attend the 1st [insert town] Atheist Tabernacle. Many people who ask these nosey questions only listen to the tone of voice in which you answer, not the words themselves.

I think Spitting Image put out a single one year by the Atheist Tabernacle Choir. It was most amusing, and I think my parents still have my copy somewhere.

[Demonoid Phenomenon]

Step into a life of maybe...

"...there was always one little child that would ask me what church I go to."

It doesn't happen very often, but if anyone asks me that question, I like to say that I attend the Church Of The Poison Mind.

[Rapscallion]

I read SSDD as well!

Rapscallion

[Lace Neil Singer]

*struggling to get the YMCA song out of my head* Damn you, Village People!

[zelper]

*struggling to get the YMCA song out of my head* Damn you, Village People!

Let's dance!!!!

\o/ ^o^ |o_ /o\

It's fun to be in the...

\o/ ^o^ |o_ /o\



*boogies off*

[NightAngel]

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

"...the First Self-Righteous Church in the sleepy little town of Pascagoula..."

I :heart: Ray Stevens.

[ForestDragon]

".....It was a fight for survival
That broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!"

(I prefer The Streak myself...guess I'm a prevert after all...)

Originally Posted by Knifeman
She's not one of those people that think playing D&D gives people mind control powers, is she?

Doesn't it?

Oohhhhhh, Gord, I wish! There are sooo many people I would love to use Power Word: STFU on.

[LostMyMind]

Oohhhhhh, Gord, I wish! There are sooo many people I would love to use Power Word: STFU on.

Personally, I would rather have spell "Plane shift". Quickest way to send someone to hell.

[rvdammit]

Oohhhhhh, Gord, I wish! There are sooo many people I would love to use Power Word: STFU on.

How about Power Word: Resist; usage Don't you dare RESIST arrest (ensuring they do )

[Getoutofmylobby]

Besides D&D spells, i sometimes wish I had Jedi powers, that way I can Force Push the assholes back out the front door.

The Jedi Mind Trick would be especially handy.

My Air conditioner ain't worked for days now and yo' manager say...

Nothing is wrong, you will quietly go back to your room now.

Nothing is wrong, i will quietly go back to my room now...