The man who mistook plant for a meat.

[Digitalpotato]

this story happened last year,

Me =
SC = The Man who mistook Plant for Meat.

SC: *orders two sandwichs, one of which is a sweet onion Chicken Teriyaki*
Me: *makes them* Now would you like the work?
SC: Yes, chicken, Tomato, Cucumber, spinach....
Me: Chicken?
SC: Yes, chicken Tomato, Cucumber, Spinach....
Me: IF you want more chicken you'll have to pay for double meat.
SC: okay.
Me: *Gets more chicken*
SC: NO NO NO Not sweet onion I said chicken! *he's pointing to the lettuce*
Me: ....sir that's Lettuce...
SC: Really?
Me:

[Nurian]

No! It's not lettuce! Soylent Greens is PEOPLE!!

[PizzaDrone]

Wow....that is some heavy stupid

[South Texan]

At least he had the sense not to argue with you that YOU were wrong...

[JLRodgers]

I think my brain just exploded in my head. Thinking fish is a vegetable that grows in a garden is one thing..... but thinking lettuce is chicken? One can only hope there was some physical brain memory misdirection taking place there (and not years of thinking lettuce was chicken).

[blas]

One of my former trainees and I got into an actual argument at work about potatoes. This dumbshit actually thought that potatoes grow on trees.

[katie kaboom]

One of my former trainees and I got into an actual argument at work about potatoes. This dumbshit actually thought that potatoes grow on trees.

ok, now my brain is officially broken.

[NightWatch]

Reminds me of a woman who taught her kids that fruits and vegetables were 'cookies and candy'. It worked til they got to gradeschool.

[blas]

Katie, will it make you feel any better to know that he didn't even last a month?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Katie, will it make you feel any better to know that he didn't even last a month?

Thank goodness for small miracles like that.

[Digitalpotato]

One of my former trainees and I got into an actual argument at work about potatoes. This dumbshit actually thought that potatoes grow on trees.

You'd be surprised when some people say that Potato is a fruit. :P It's funny when they actually DO manage to grow fruit and people call in saying "WTF IS HAPPENING TO THE POTATO?!"

[blas]

Wow....potato is a fruit, huh? Ok, and I'm 18, 5'7 and 110 lbs

[fireheart]

and may it interest you to know that tomato is a fruit?

I had one guy when he first started (Aussie numbnuts) not know the difference between a lemon and a lime. Seriously, they're among the more common varieties!

[Sheldonrs]

Imagine him in conversation:

"How was your day?"

"Well, first I spilled my morning sunflower all over my Aardvark and had to change it because my pommegranite was starting to burn and then I had to rush to the talcum powder so I could meet with the butterfly ...

[katie kaboom]

Katie, will it make you feel any better to know that he didn't even last a month?

I suppose it somewhat restores my faith in humanity. But now I just at his utter stupidity.

I had one guy when he first started (Aussie numbnuts) not know the difference between a lemon and a lime. Seriously, they're among the more common varieties!

Maybe he's color blind? Other than that, I've got nothing.