Woman threatens lawsuit, takes pen.

[Phoenix79]

That really sucks that she took your pen.

I can totally understand how frustrating it is when things manage to "walk away" from your workspace.

By the way . . . has anyone seen my stapler?

Phoenix

[Spiffy McMoron]

itd be hilarious if she did sue you and took the pen to court as evidence, where you could promptly have her arrested

Man, that would be hilarious if that happens! Sadly, I doubt that anyone would be arrest for stealing a pen-unless it's the offical White House pen that Bush uses to sign bills into law with.

By the way . . . has anyone seen my stapler?

Actually, that reminded me of an Office Space moment-I was at the post office on campus the other day, and they needed to use a staple for my papers. The girl helping me grabbed her stapler, which was a red Swingline! I was shocked a little bit, thinking that Swingline probably didn't make them anymore, and them I made a joke about the cover sheet for the TPS reports. The two girls working there didn't get it, but the guy who was working there threatened to burn the place to the ground!