Rental Car Fail

[Becks]

I'm just surprised you recognised Hmong.

It's a common language in some parts of Wisconsin.

[Nurian]

I had an older model Civic once. A lady in an Olds went out in front of me (she was trying to turn left and a truck had stopped for her) and I basically t-bonned the car. My little Civic surprised the hell out of me. It needed a bumper work, a hood, a headlight and the quarter panel needed to be refitted. Her car...well...I was told her car was "almost" totaled. Had she not bought the car recently, it would have been totaled.

The cop asked us if we wanted an ambulance. I thought about it (I was feeling light headed) but I demurred. I thought I was in enough trouble (let's say I wasn't supposed to be driving) and I didn't want an ambulance bill on top of that. The lady was nice. We felt bad about each others' situations, but we agreed: it could have been worse.

[4011]

OP, you have my complete and utter sympathy. by fiancé’s an auto insurance adjustor. there are some nights when he walks in the door with a 12 pack & doesn't say a word till he's had 2. the shit he puts up with.

i have to tell my favorite story (he leaves out names & shares the daily horror show with me as a way of saving his sanity.)

a minor parking lot bumper-car case that caused $200 damage to the claimant’s bumper (for comparison - in 2007, it cost $3000 dollars to replace the bumper on fiancés 2006 nissan sentra) she claimed that the accident caused her uterus to, basically, fall out. that's right. you heard me. she had what amounts to a hemorrhoid of the vag and tried to blame it on an accident that nicked the paint on her bumper. this woman was 300 pounds overweight and had 7 kids by vaginal birth. outside of the actual deliveries, she'd never been to a doctor in relation to any of her pregnancies. and she worked as a cashier, never taking any time off for her pregnancies. she'd work till her water broke, dump the new rug rat with the grandparents ASAP & go back to work. so... yeah. it was totally the insured's fault that her vag gave up the ghost.

the best part? she sent pictures. she… sent…. pictures. fiancé didn’t request them so he unsuspectingly opened an envelope from her to find that it contained pics of her blown out vag of death. that night he came home with whiskey.

[wagegoth]

the best part? she sent pictures. she… sent…. pictures. fiancé didn’t request them so he unsuspectingly opened an envelope from her to find that it contained pics of her blown out vag of death. that night he came home with whiskey.

Just wow.

[Polenicus]

the best part? she sent pictures. she… sent…. pictures. fiancé didn’t request them so he unsuspectingly opened an envelope from her to find that it contained pics of her blown out vag of death. that night he came home with whiskey.

And now I'm sterile.

I can't imagine what it would do to your eyes to have actually SEEN the photos... gah...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

the best part? she sent pictures. she… sent…. pictures. fiancé didn’t request them so he unsuspectingly opened an envelope from her to find that it contained pics of her blown out vag of death. that night he came home with whiskey.

I need and is there anything stronger than whiskey in the house?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

the best part? she sent pictures. she… sent…. pictures. fiancé didn’t request them so he unsuspectingly opened an envelope from her to find that it contained pics of her blown out vag of death. that night he came home with whiskey.

/heads off for the liquor cabinet with no further comment.

[protege]

Now that's just nasty

Since I started driving, I've been rear-ended *multiple* times. First time, was when my Tempo's engine blew up That time, I left the scene in an ambulance. Within minutes, not only did my jaw hurt (my face hit the wheel ), but my back, and legs were also sore. Neck injuries aren't worth screwing around with. Rather than risk it, I went to the hospital for a check-up. Good idea, since I couldn't turn my head either

As for the Tempo, well, it was totaled. When that happened, it was already 7 years old, and simply not worth fixing. I still came out ahead though--I got more than that heap was worth, and my insurance company went after the other guy. No bills for me

[Nyoibo]

I do believe it is a telling sign that I am not bothered by obese vaginal prolapse.

I think sometimes I miss my innocence.

[PepperElf]

hah needing an ambulance over a "tap" O_o
only reasonable if you have pre-existing medical conditions

hell i almost got t-boned once. the other driver (16 year old with a learner's permit) didn't really check her way at a stop sign. luckily she mostly hit the front passenger tire.

the only reason i was stiff getting out was because i'd done a hard workout the day before. cops kept asking me if i was ok... until i said "I had this before i got into the car".


but for broken transmission. mine broke once on my old car. took it to the dealer and it was under warranty still. i got a rental ... maybe a week or two tops. the company i made the warranty with wanted to check the car out themselves and they took their sweet time getting down to virginia. i was only suppose to get x amount of days of rental but the dealer pressed the issue for me cos it wasn't my fault they took so long getting there.

but not 37 days O_o

[auntiem]

I do believe it is a telling sign that I am not bothered by obese vaginal prolapse.

I think sometimes I miss my innocence.

I used to work in a nursing home and saw to many prolapses. These ladies were from a generation where the simple exercise to help keep the "apple in the tree" wouldn't have been discussed. Now a days however, some doctor should have mentioned it to any lady that has had multiple births.

As for the OP - I'm betting the folks in question didn't get a similar model to their car they actually upgraded and have been driving around a much better car than their one in the shop.

[Becks]

I do believe it is a telling sign that I am not bothered by obese vaginal prolapse.

I once stumbled upon a video clip of a porn star (Ava Devine) having an anal polapse while shooting a scene.