Visitor Parking is reserved; male customer: "this car is not a $20,000 car"

[protege]

*throws tomato*
:P

Seriously though, I'm extremely careful where I park that car. It's small enough--my Corolla towers over it--that someone could easily back into it. That's already happened once Some idiot in a pickup wasn't paying attention, and took out the fender, hood, and light. Dad wasn't amused