Some people just need to be told.

[edible_hat]

We ran out of diesel today (there's something seriously screwy with our suppliers at the moment). So we took the price of diesel off the price board and put out of order signs on the diesel pumps.

I'd just put the signs on the pumps and was walking back to the shop carrying the price board numbers when somebody pointed at one of the out of order signs and said "Does that mean the diesel pumps don't work?"

[tweettee]

We would occasionally need to close the site during the day (usually if the power went out) and so we would remove the priceboards and place witches hats or cones across the driveway to stop people entering the forecourt. Customers would actually try to drive around them or they would get out and move them out of the way. Then they would get all pissed off when they were told we were closed. Like we put the cones out to create a little obstacle course for customers wanting to enter the site. No you fucktards, we are closed.

[Apathy]

No you fucktards, we are closed.

1. But I'll just be a minute!
2. Why is the power out? That's ridiculous!
3. There should have been a sign or some indication you were closed!
4. Don't you have s'more electricity in the back room?
5. I want to speak to a manager/I'm calling corporate!

[Melicious Motormouth]

"Does that mean the diesel pumps don't work?"

"Yes. And it also means you're an idiot."

[laundryhater]

"Yup, here's your sign!"

Sorry can't remember that comedian's name that always says that.

[MadMike]

"Yup, here's your sign!"

Sorry can't remember that comedian's name that always says that.

That would be Bill Engvall.

[MannersMakethMan]

"Does that mean the diesel pumps don't work?"

No dear customer, it is a mere test to find those worthy of diesel. You have passed, and may now pay me £20 to extract as much diesel as you can from the pump.