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We were quite busy, so none of the staff noticed this. A lady stormed up to the bar.
SC: Can I speak to a manager please!?
We didn't hear her. But a random drunk did! He was stood at the bar, drinking a cocktail jug to himself.
Drunk Customer: I'm the manager!
SC: You are?!? Oh good! Well...
She then went into a full on rant about how there was no more toilet paper left in one of the cubicles in the ladies. Apparently she found it disgusting and appauling and asked him what he was going to do about it...
Remember, she is talking to a random drunk! He was drinking straight out of a pitcher and was laughing at her. And like I said, we were not aware this was going on, until this happened.
SC: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???
DC: Fuck all love! I don't give a shit!
He walked off laughing. My boss went over.
Boss: Ma'am, are you OK?
SC: HOW DARE HE SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! WHAT KIND OF MANAGER IS HE???
Boss: Manager? I'm sorry, I'm a little confused.
SC: YOUR MANAGER! DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID??
Boss: What? He's not the manager! I am!
SC: NO! HE SAID HE WAS THE MANAGER!
Boss: I have never seen him before in my life. I am the manager.
SC: HE SAID HE WAS THE MANAGER!
Boss: Well he must have lied. Are you OK?
SC: WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?! I WANT TO COMPLAIN BUT EVERYONE KEEPS LYING TO ME!
Boss: OK Ma'am, once you figure out who you want to complain to, I'll be over there.
She returned a few minutes later, and was a bit calmer.
Boss: Now how can I help you?
SC: I just think it's disgusting the way that manager spoke to me...
Boss: Ma'am, he was not a manager. He was obviously pulling your leg.
SC: Why would someone lie about something like that?
Boss: I don't know. What did you want to speak to me about before he got involved?
SC: Well, I was going to point out that there was no more toilet paper in the ladies, but now I want to complain about that manager!
Boss: He is not a manager! I will send someone up to the ladies about the toilet paper, but what happened with that man is not my fault. Now, if you don't mind, I am busy.
A co-worker went up to the ladies to refill the toilet paper. She returned, very annoyed.
CW: What is she talking about??? There's tonnes of spare toilet rolls in ALL the cubicles!!
It was just hilarious because the customer that claimed he was the manager could not have looked any less like a manager if he tried. He was scruffy, smelled, and was extremelly drunk!
SC: Can I speak to a manager please!?
We didn't hear her. But a random drunk did! He was stood at the bar, drinking a cocktail jug to himself.
Drunk Customer: I'm the manager!
SC: You are?!? Oh good! Well...
She then went into a full on rant about how there was no more toilet paper left in one of the cubicles in the ladies. Apparently she found it disgusting and appauling and asked him what he was going to do about it...
Remember, she is talking to a random drunk! He was drinking straight out of a pitcher and was laughing at her. And like I said, we were not aware this was going on, until this happened.
SC: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???
DC: Fuck all love! I don't give a shit!
He walked off laughing. My boss went over.
Boss: Ma'am, are you OK?
SC: HOW DARE HE SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! WHAT KIND OF MANAGER IS HE???
Boss: Manager? I'm sorry, I'm a little confused.
SC: YOUR MANAGER! DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID??
Boss: What? He's not the manager! I am!
SC: NO! HE SAID HE WAS THE MANAGER!
Boss: I have never seen him before in my life. I am the manager.
SC: HE SAID HE WAS THE MANAGER!
Boss: Well he must have lied. Are you OK?
SC: WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?! I WANT TO COMPLAIN BUT EVERYONE KEEPS LYING TO ME!
Boss: OK Ma'am, once you figure out who you want to complain to, I'll be over there.
She returned a few minutes later, and was a bit calmer.
Boss: Now how can I help you?
SC: I just think it's disgusting the way that manager spoke to me...
Boss: Ma'am, he was not a manager. He was obviously pulling your leg.
SC: Why would someone lie about something like that?
Boss: I don't know. What did you want to speak to me about before he got involved?
SC: Well, I was going to point out that there was no more toilet paper in the ladies, but now I want to complain about that manager!
Boss: He is not a manager! I will send someone up to the ladies about the toilet paper, but what happened with that man is not my fault. Now, if you don't mind, I am busy.
A co-worker went up to the ladies to refill the toilet paper. She returned, very annoyed.
CW: What is she talking about??? There's tonnes of spare toilet rolls in ALL the cubicles!!
It was just hilarious because the customer that claimed he was the manager could not have looked any less like a manager if he tried. He was scruffy, smelled, and was extremelly drunk!
*ducks*
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