"Hydrogen Peroxide Will Make My Dog Throw Up, Right?" And Other Bumfuckery.

[sms001]

.(poo with colored foil all through it)

Tinsel coming out of a cat is pretty amusing as well.

[PepperElf]

First guess? Sitting on the table (or counter) all nice and closed until dog knocks it off table, breaking the container in the fall.

only if it's not glass... if it was a glass jar the doggy would be in the emergency room for possibly ingesting glass. and that you probably don't want him barfing back up in case it lacerates the inside of his esophagus on the way back up.

[JLRodgers]

We've got one dog that we swear could eat a car and not have problems... she eats anything she can get into (even if it involves knocking over a garbage can, opening it, dragging out the bag, ripping it open, and tossing everything around until she finds the prize)... one time she ate (not by our choice, she got into the garbage right before we took it out - we were collecting garbage, she took the chance to eat it):
cocoa powder
onions
foil
moldy food
rancid food
other crap we don't know what or where it came from....

Vet said to give a little (like 1tsp) of peroxide until she threw up.... after we maxed out the amount should could have -- and trying a few other things to get her to throw up -- she STILL hadn't! She's still alive and well.... but her bathroom activities were.... interesting.... to say the least.

[dalesys]

We still make jokes about 'party shit' tho....

A coworker used to feed his uncle's dog crayons ... for the colors.

[vloglady]

Kelly Rippa of Live with Regis and Kelly told this story recently. Her dog ate a chocolate kiss from her purse. She called the vet who said to give it a tablespoon of the hydrogen perioxide. he'll start throwing up right away. He didn't. called again, give him another tablespoon. She did, and he still didn't. Called back. Oh well, I guess he's not going to. end of story. The dog was fine.

[tphillip]

A coworker used to feed his uncle's dog crayons ... for the colors.

The big question is: does that work with humans? I know a few kids with hypersensitive parents......

Then again I'm the type of guy that drinks Malachite Green before I go for my physical

[dalesys]

The big question is: does that work with humans? I know a few kids with hypersensitive parents......

Then again I'm the type of guy that drinks Malachite Green before I go for my physical

Had a coworker who was attending BYU when a bunch of guys in his dorm got called in for their pre-induction draft physical. Someone's girlfriend left a platter of cookies at the dorm for them the night before... spiked with methylene blue...

... yellow ... yellow ... yellow ... yellow ... GREEN?

[ralerin]

Oh my gosh...Girl Beagle ate a whole sweet potato out of the trash once. She could NOT stop trying to get comfortable all night. She would pick herself up, turn, plop down, then a minute later, up, turn and down. The end result came out over the next few days.

Also, Boy Beagle ate near a pound of expensive English chocolate (Thornton's though I forget what the chocolates inside were) and didn't get sick. The look of "OH SHIT" surprise on his face when we caught him, though, was priceless.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Tinsel coming out of a cat is pretty amusing as well.

Cats can get into stuff as much as dogs can, being naturally curious creatures. While I've never had one chomping down tin foil, I did have one who somehow managed to eat some string and, needless to say, she had some hanging out the caboose.

Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "pull my string." I'd say she'd eaten about a foot (foot and a half maybe) of that stuff judging from how much was pulled out of her butt.

[Primer]

While I've never had one chomping down tin foil, I did have one who somehow managed to eat some string and, needless to say, she had some hanging out the caboose.

Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "pull my string." I'd say she'd eaten about a foot (foot and a half maybe) of that stuff judging from how much was pulled out of her butt.

My Dachshund mix loves rope toys (can ya guess where this is "going"?). More often than not, we will see strings in his poop. Occasionally he will get "hangers" where he has a turd on a string that is still hanging out of his butt. I'm sorry, but it makes me laugh so hard to see him trying to run away from a hanger that is chasing him! I am always the one that rescues him from the evil hanger, though. Serves me right for laughing.

[mandaliz8704]

I had a barn dog that ate a black trash bag once. He had two tails for a bit.

About the chocolate though... baker's chocolate is the toxic stuff. My dogs ate a 1 lb bag of hershey's kisses and didn't even get the trots.