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Let's light up a cigarette and throw it near the propane cages. I wanted to go off on him. He said quietly to himself: "if it blows, I can sue and win because they don't have a sign." we do have a sign, and it's in HUGE letters. It says EXTINGUISH ALL FLAMES. Idiot.
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Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper -
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He even told the manager, who basically laughed him out the door.Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeperComment
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He had it slightly wrong... his estate could sue, since I'm pretty sure his incinerated remains would have a tough time filing...
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On the other hand, it will be easier to file his remains.Quoth sirwired View Post"All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"Comment
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We had a propane distributor on 27th South a few years ago who blew all the corrugated tin off their building through absent management & lack of supervision.
Assigned a new migrant to dust the shop & left him. He puts a hose and nozzle on a tank and starts chasing dust bunnies.
The tank WAS NOT compressed air.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Extinguish all flames doesn't apply to this twit. After all in his mind I'm betting he's thinking "This is an ember not a flame."
MI never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?Comment
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Wow. Someone needs to submit that to the Darwin Awards.Quoth dalesys View PostAssigned a new migrant to dust the shop & left him. He puts a hose and nozzle on a tank and starts chasing dust bunnies.
The tank WAS NOT compressed air.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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I had someone through his lighted cig on our chirstmas trees back in December. And the tree caught on fire. Took my MOD to finalize realise the gravity of the situation. What part of "THE TREE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!" did he not understand? And to the boob that threw the cig,
. How do you like that?
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"Well, sir, if it blows, and you survive, and I survive, I'm suing YOUR ass for putting me and everyone else in danger. I'll own your house, and your car, and everything else after I'm done with you. Then I'll kick your ass for good measure. Sound good? No? Then go over there and put that fucking cigarette out. "You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem! --From Patch AdamsComment
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Hi, this is Clifford. I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is right now but I'll give you a hint: Ka-boom!Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I wonder what he was thinking. Gee, this compress air sure smells funny. At least the dust bunnies are gone.Quoth dalesys View PostWe had a propane distributor on 27th South a few years ago who blew all the corrugated tin off their building through absent management & lack of supervision.
Assigned a new migrant to dust the shop & left him. He puts a hose and nozzle on a tank and starts chasing dust bunnies.
The tank WAS NOT compressed air.
One of my friends jobs their MOD once found several small camping/plumber size propane tanks (full) in the public trash cans. They caught it before they went in the compactor and went boom. I know the Police and FD were involved but I don't know if anyone got in trouble.Comment
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Reminds me of a serious company sticker on top of a gas meter, "Do not try to find gas leaks with a burning match".Quoth dalesys View PostWe had a propane distributor on 27th South a few years ago who blew all the corrugated tin off their building through absent management & lack of supervision.
Assigned a new migrant to dust the shop & left him. He puts a hose and nozzle on a tank and starts chasing dust bunnies.
The tank WAS NOT compressed air.Comment
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I know techicly you can't but maybe descibing what might in great detail might help.I am not really important enough to have a funny quote yet.Comment
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