I forgot to mention this when I posted last night.
Two women come up to order. Why is it always drunk women that annoy me?
SC1: Two shots of tequila!!
SC2: Yes, it makes me happy!
Oh...I've never heard that one before
I turn around to get the shot glasses.
SC1: Hurry up!
SC2: What is taking him so long?
One second is too long? Oh no she didn't.
SC1: Our husbands are parking the car! We don't want them to know we've been drinking tequila!
SC2: Hurry!! Are you new or stupid or something?? Hurry!!
I deliberately slowed down. They hadn't even given me enough time to find the shot glasses they were that impatient.
Joy! The tequila bottle was empty. I had to go out back and get another!
SC1: Hurrrrrrrryyyyyy! They're gonna be here in a minute!
I went out back, slowly, replied to a couple of text messages on my phone, had a chat with the boss, then went to find the bottle of tequila.
The women are looking anxious, constantly turning around looking for their husbands. One of them is slamming her hands on the bar. I poured the shots slooooowwwwlllly.
SC1: Come on! Is this the first time you have worked in a bar?? We need them NOW!
Me: Ok, I just need to go to the kitchen to cut up a lime for you.
SC2: You don't have any lime behind the bar?!?!
Me: Not at the moment no.
We did.
I did the same again. Went into the kitchen, there was already some lime freshly prepared and cut up, but I took my time.
I walk back out. I hear the two women bitching about me to a co-worker.
SC1: Does he know what he's doing?!?!
CW: I should think so...he's the new manager here.
I present them with the lime and tequila. They pay.
SC1: Salt! Where's the salt?!?
Me: Oh, I'll just go to the kitchen and get you a salt shaker!
I slowly walked back to the kitchen. Co-worker whispered to me.
CW: There's a salt shaker right there.
Me: I know
I was a bit quicker getting the salt shaker. I decided I had wound them up enough.
SC1: Geez! Finally! We can have our shots!
The two of them started singing "T-t-tequila. It makes me happy!"...
...just as their husbands walked in.
Husband: What are you doing? I thought we were just going to have a quiet drink!
SC1: Uhhh...uhhh...we are!
Husband: Then why the tequila?!? I'm not putting up with you if you get shit faced and make an arse out of yourself again like last week!
SC1: *to me* See! That's why I wanted the shots in a hurry!
Me: Sorry, but I had to go find a new bottle.
Two women come up to order. Why is it always drunk women that annoy me?
SC1: Two shots of tequila!!
SC2: Yes, it makes me happy!
Oh...I've never heard that one before
I turn around to get the shot glasses.
SC1: Hurry up!
SC2: What is taking him so long?
One second is too long? Oh no she didn't.
SC1: Our husbands are parking the car! We don't want them to know we've been drinking tequila!
SC2: Hurry!! Are you new or stupid or something?? Hurry!!
I deliberately slowed down. They hadn't even given me enough time to find the shot glasses they were that impatient.
Joy! The tequila bottle was empty. I had to go out back and get another!
SC1: Hurrrrrrrryyyyyy! They're gonna be here in a minute!
I went out back, slowly, replied to a couple of text messages on my phone, had a chat with the boss, then went to find the bottle of tequila.
The women are looking anxious, constantly turning around looking for their husbands. One of them is slamming her hands on the bar. I poured the shots slooooowwwwlllly.
SC1: Come on! Is this the first time you have worked in a bar?? We need them NOW!
Me: Ok, I just need to go to the kitchen to cut up a lime for you.
SC2: You don't have any lime behind the bar?!?!
Me: Not at the moment no.
We did.
I did the same again. Went into the kitchen, there was already some lime freshly prepared and cut up, but I took my time.
I walk back out. I hear the two women bitching about me to a co-worker.
SC1: Does he know what he's doing?!?!
CW: I should think so...he's the new manager here.
I present them with the lime and tequila. They pay.
SC1: Salt! Where's the salt?!?
Me: Oh, I'll just go to the kitchen and get you a salt shaker!
I slowly walked back to the kitchen. Co-worker whispered to me.
CW: There's a salt shaker right there.
Me: I know
I was a bit quicker getting the salt shaker. I decided I had wound them up enough.
SC1: Geez! Finally! We can have our shots!
The two of them started singing "T-t-tequila. It makes me happy!"...
...just as their husbands walked in.
Husband: What are you doing? I thought we were just going to have a quiet drink!
SC1: Uhhh...uhhh...we are!
Husband: Then why the tequila?!? I'm not putting up with you if you get shit faced and make an arse out of yourself again like last week!
SC1: *to me* See! That's why I wanted the shots in a hurry!
Me: Sorry, but I had to go find a new bottle.
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