"smelly guy" dies from exposure to clean laundry

[Imogene]

Sweet, kinda like vegetation about to turn into dirt, right?

I was more talking about the reference to Pepe, the king prawn/Pepe LePew (a skunk)

[Hitokiri Akins]

You want stinky customers, work at a truck stop. Now, I'm not talking about the ones who have a little bit of odor because they are unable to get to a truckstop with shower facilities every time they stop. No, I'm talking about the ones who do not shower during their entire trip. The ones who are missing most of their teeth, and what ones are left are rotten to the core, with the stench of rotten food and tobacco products. They smell of old piss, shit, vomit, cum and sweat, with stains on the clothes they are wearing. I swear, I'd have to invent words to accurately describe how bad these people smell.

These are the people who like to get real close to you when you are waiting in line to pay for your stuff or to go to the bathroom. They seem to delight in the discomfort they are causing you.

It's worse for me, because I have what my friends call "Wolverine senses"; my sense of smell is powerful compared to most people. So, those people just torture my nostrils; I'd nearly thrown up on people with that level of rancidness.

And to be honest, I feel sorry for the business across the street from the truck stop I worked out. There is a strip joint across the street! I feel sorry for the strippers who have to give people like that lap dances; you know they're going to want one, and be big tippers, because they obviously aren't using the money they're given for bathing.

I guess I should be glad that I, and most of the staff for that matter, got laid off of IdleAire Youngstown/Girard. We never have to deal with the rancid truckers ever again. Well, unless one of them get a job at another truck stop, but I sure as hell won't. I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than work another truckstop job.

[Andara Bledin]

Off topic momentarily, I like the way skunks smell. No, seriously. Scents that disturb most people smell interesting to me. That'll be a fun one to try to explain.

Actually, skunk musk has sort of an earthy natural scent to it. A lot of people just think of it as stink, but I find most musks (in moderation) to be fairly pleasant. Someone whose been sprayed, however, would be much too strong to endure.

Sweet, kinda like vegetation about to turn into dirt, right?

Vegetation has a different quality of smell than critters. Although it probably is as much about the whole natural part of it without any of the artificial industrial scents you are overwhelmed with in the city.

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